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Nutsucker Pussypucker 

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.
Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"

Pussy Punch 

(noun) - The deep sleep a man falls into after intercourse, particularly when tapping some prime trim.
I slept for twelve hours last night; Betsy's pussy punch knocked my ass out.
Pussy Punch by Turtleneck Panic March 14, 2007

pussypusher 

A pimp,or a heterosexual male who disdains anal intercourse.
"I don't do the ass man I'm a PUSSY PUSHER." Or:"See that pimp man he's the biggest PUSSYPUSHER in town."
pussypusher by Mugwump November 11, 2004

Pussy Punch 

The excessive ramming of a vagina into a male's face, often seen performed by a stripper and/or possibly your ex girlfriend
{after placing her legs onto my shoulders in a rolling chair exclaiming "do not drop me"}

stripper or ex: im about to give you a pussy punch

patron/male: what is that?

stripper or ex: {proceeds to ram pussy into face in the doggy style position, if frontside refer to clit tap}

patron/male: damn, well thanks for the washington special
Pussy Punch by Toke&Mason March 19, 2010

Pussy Punch 

To violently strike a vagina or feline.
Ima pussy punch yo cat if he dont stop makin noise.
Pussy Punch by Big Daddy Daddy November 13, 2010

Pussy Punch 

When two girls are scissoring and they out of nowhere thrust full force into each other, knocking each of them off of the other and in total orgasm.
Last night at the slumber party we paired up in twos and pussy punched each other.
Pussy Punch by SilkieSm0oth August 24, 2017