Mugwump's definitions

lowdown

American in origin.Can mean COOL or be an expression of approval.
Alternativley an expression of contempt.

"Cool man that jazz sounds LOWDOWN."
Or negative.
"You lowdown cotton pickin'son of a bitch."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

devon dumpling

A member of an ethnic race of subnormal intelligence.A devonian.
I'm a devonian born and bred,
strong in the arm and thick in the head.

"I'm never going to Tiverton again,it's full of dumb DEVON DUMPLINGS."

by mugwump November 13, 2004

smoothie

A casual dresser,someone who wears casual clothes.Was in use more in the 70s 80s.
They drove ford cortinas or capris,and lived a straight life.

Look at that tosser kevin,he's such a smoothie.

by mugwump November 16, 2004

Chocolate starfish

The imprint of an anus that has not been sufficiently wiped clean.

Somebody's left a starfish on the bogseat.

by Mugwump November 10, 2004

latent

LATENT is the same as closet queen.
A repressed homosexual,someone who is
secretly gay but pretends to be straight.
They may have sex with women but prefer to fuck the arse.

There once was a fellow called hunt,
who liked doing girls back to front,
it was blatently clear
hs was latently queer
cause went up the arse not the cunt

by mugwump November 16, 2004

butthole surfer

A member of the Texan psychedelic punk band called THE BUTTHOLE SURFERS, that made some awesomely weird records in the 1980s.

Locust abortion technician,Hairway to steven,Electric Larryland.

by mugwump November 13, 2004

niagras

The testicles.Originates from cockney rhyming slang.NIAGRA FALLS =BALLS.

"The cunt came at me so I kicked him in the NIAGRAS."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004