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John didn’t get any because he pussumed without foreplay
pussume by ipoviged September 9, 2025
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pussment 

pussy but with an extra twist (-;
"Emily, can I eat your pussment out tonight?"
"Yes, please Joseph!"
pussment by thicctu September 20, 2018
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pussymeal 

(Noun.) Pussymeal is the fourth and most important meal of the day. It usually occurs after dinner, between the hours of 11:00 p.m. and 4:00 a.m., when not many people can hear you eating the goods out of a woman's babyhole.
Dude, I was STARVING last night, but that pussymeal got me feeling like a jive turkey once again!
pussymeal by TheAll-knowingOne December 24, 2010
#1 Dude, Simon just pulled a rabbit out of his ass!
#2 What!? That's awesome!
#1 No, it's possume!
Possume by Ledeman May 20, 2011

Pussmeister 

Used when someone is being a pussy or a scaredy-cat. When someone won’t do something considered to be “frightening” because they are scared of it.
Look at that pussmeister; shes too scared to go on the rollercoaster, so instead shes playing Roblox and eating Cheetos on the bench. Now we have to get her a shirt that says “I’m the pussmeister of the day.”

pussmelon 

A large, melon-shaped fat deposit occurring beneath a woman's natural waistline. Commonly seen on the bodies of women 40+, who were accustomed to 1980's fashions. Sometimes a pussmelon is just the result of an ill-fitting article of clothing, but sometimes it is a topographical reality.

The pussmelon is accentuated (and often defined by) a woman's choice in slacks. They tend to be high-waisted, belted, and tight. Denim or stretchy, they always struggle to contain the juicy melon within. This look could be further appreciated with a nice camel toe.

Men do not develop pussmelons with age, because their bodies age differently than a woman's. The pussmelon could be sourced as the aftermath of childbirth, bad genetics, or too much cake.
"Ooo Rob, now you can sneak a peek at TJ's ripe old pussmelon, you nasty boy."

pussmelon by Suzanne Haley Robert December 2, 2007

Pussymeister 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Jägermeister mixed 50:50 with pink lemonade, served over ice.

Alternate Spelling: Püssymeister.

AKA: Jägerpussy, Jägerpüssy, Jägerminge, Jägerflange and Jägerfanny.
I can barely stand up. I had one too many Pussymeisters before we left the house.
Pussymeister by Spambanjo October 16, 2011
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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