pussume

When you assume the pussy is wet

John didn’t get any because he pussumed without foreplay

by ipoviged September 9, 2025

pussment

pussy but with an extra twist (-;

"Emily, can I eat your pussment out tonight?"
"Yes, please Joseph!"

by thicctu September 20, 2018

pussymeal

(Noun.) Pussymeal is the fourth and most important meal of the day. It usually occurs after dinner, between the hours of 11:00 p.m. and 4:00 a.m., when not many people can hear you eating the goods out of a woman's babyhole.

Dude, I was STARVING last night, but that pussymeal got me feeling like a jive turkey once again!

by TheAll-knowingOne December 24, 2010

Possume

Beyond awesome

#1 Dude, Simon just pulled a rabbit out of his ass!
#2 What!? That's awesome!
#1 No, it's possume!

by Ledeman May 20, 2011

Pussmeister

Used when someone is being a pussy or a scaredy-cat. When someone won’t do something considered to be “frightening” because they are scared of it.

Look at that pussmeister; shes too scared to go on the rollercoaster, so instead shes playing Roblox and eating Cheetos on the bench. Now we have to get her a shirt that says “I’m the pussmeister of the day.”

by Tina The Badussy Slammer July 26, 2023

pussmelon

A large, melon-shaped fat deposit occurring beneath a woman's natural waistline. Commonly seen on the bodies of women 40+, who were accustomed to 1980's fashions. Sometimes a pussmelon is just the result of an ill-fitting article of clothing, but sometimes it is a topographical reality.

The pussmelon is accentuated (and often defined by) a woman's choice in slacks. They tend to be high-waisted, belted, and tight. Denim or stretchy, they always struggle to contain the juicy melon within. This look could be further appreciated with a nice camel toe.

Men do not develop pussmelons with age, because their bodies age differently than a woman's. The pussmelon could be sourced as the aftermath of childbirth, bad genetics, or too much cake.

"Ooo Rob, now you can sneak a peek at TJ's ripe old pussmelon, you nasty boy."

by Suzanne Haley Robert December 2, 2007

Pussymeister

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Jägermeister mixed 50:50 with pink lemonade, served over ice.

Alternate Spelling: Püssymeister.

AKA: Jägerpussy, Jägerpüssy, Jägerminge, Jägerflange and Jägerfanny.

I can barely stand up. I had one too many Pussymeisters before we left the house.

by Spambanjo October 16, 2011