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pussymeal
(Noun.) Pussymeal is the fourth and most important meal of the day. It usually occurs after dinner, between the hours of 11:00 p.m. and 4:00 a.m., when not many people can hear you eating the goods out of a woman's babyhole.
pussymeal by TheAll-knowingOne December 24, 2010
Possume
Pussmeister
Used when someone is being a pussy or a scaredy-cat. When someone won’t do something considered to be “frightening” because they are scared of it.
Look at that pussmeister; shes too scared to go on the rollercoaster, so instead shes playing Roblox and eating Cheetos on the bench. Now we have to get her a shirt that says “I’m the pussmeister of the day.”
Pussmeister by Tina The Badussy Slammer July 26, 2023
pussmelon
A large, melon-shaped fat deposit occurring beneath a woman's natural waistline. Commonly seen on the bodies of women 40+, who were accustomed to 1980's fashions. Sometimes a pussmelon is just the result of an ill-fitting article of clothing, but sometimes it is a topographical reality.
The pussmelon is accentuated (and often defined by) a woman's choice in slacks. They tend to be high-waisted, belted, and tight. Denim or stretchy, they always struggle to contain the juicy melon within. This look could be further appreciated with a nice camel toe.
Men do not develop pussmelons with age, because their bodies age differently than a woman's. The pussmelon could be sourced as the aftermath of childbirth, bad genetics, or too much cake.
The pussmelon is accentuated (and often defined by) a woman's choice in slacks. They tend to be high-waisted, belted, and tight. Denim or stretchy, they always struggle to contain the juicy melon within. This look could be further appreciated with a nice camel toe.
Men do not develop pussmelons with age, because their bodies age differently than a woman's. The pussmelon could be sourced as the aftermath of childbirth, bad genetics, or too much cake.
pussmelon by Suzanne Haley Robert December 2, 2007
Pussymeister
An alcoholic beverage consisting of Jägermeister mixed 50:50 with pink lemonade, served over ice.
Alternate Spelling: Püssymeister.
AKA: Jägerpussy, Jägerpüssy, Jägerminge, Jägerflange and Jägerfanny.
Alternate Spelling: Püssymeister.
AKA: Jägerpussy, Jägerpüssy, Jägerminge, Jägerflange and Jägerfanny.
Pussymeister by Spambanjo October 16, 2011
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.