pussmelon 

A large, melon-shaped fat deposit occurring beneath a woman's natural waistline. Commonly seen on the bodies of women 40+, who were accustomed to 1980's fashions. Sometimes a pussmelon is just the result of an ill-fitting article of clothing, but sometimes it is a topographical reality.

The pussmelon is accentuated (and often defined by) a woman's choice in slacks. They tend to be high-waisted, belted, and tight. Denim or stretchy, they always struggle to contain the juicy melon within. This look could be further appreciated with a nice camel toe.

Men do not develop pussmelons with age, because their bodies age differently than a woman's. The pussmelon could be sourced as the aftermath of childbirth, bad genetics, or too much cake.

"Ooo Rob, now you can sneak a peek at TJ's ripe old pussmelon, you nasty boy."

pussmelon by Suzanne Haley Robert December 2, 2007

pussmonger 

one who is a cop-out or a "pussy", however, the term pussmonger is more derogatory and compelling than pussy, referencing to this friend not only being a pussy, but a monger of that pussy is a low blow, as he completely embraces it, causing him to lose all masculinity.

"God Dammit Joel! Just eat the cheese, quit being such a damn pussmonger!"

pussmonger by Nejiboy November 10, 2007

Pusselsnag 

(noun): Pusselsnag- A person with whom you immediately regret having intercourse with, whether it be their physical appearance, character traits, annoying voice (i.e. Fran Drescher) etc...

(verb): Pusselsnagged- The act of being tricked into bed with a less than desireable sub-species of human.

(Noun): "I was so drunk last night I took home the mother of all pusselsnags."

(Verb): "I'll never accept free drinks again, the more booze I consumed the more she looked like Jessica Alba, but as it turns out I was pusselsnagged into bed with Bea Arthur."

Pusselsnag by SPC G-Smooth 1018 August 5, 2009

pussmonkey

A person that picks at himself and squeezes puss out of pimples in the middle of meetings. After the puss is expelled, the pussmonkey will often sniff the puss. The pussmonkey pursues this activity under the assumption that no one else in the room can see it.

Did you see what what Pussmonkey was up to today in that meeting? Yes, but I tried not to look.

pussmonkey by Kluster February 8, 2007

Pussmon 

Is someone who, regardless there age or background, always fights your word, gets scared easy, and just generally a pussy see pussy, vigina, dickhead

"know that kid out!"
"naw man its not right"
"get out of here u Pussmon"

Pussmon by tim buck 2 March 26, 2007

pussmoonk 

A funny fool.

Bro you a pussmoonk

pussmoonk by Maddii August 29, 2019

pusseron 

A unique way of calling someone a pussy

“Damn Michael your such a pusseron”

pusseron by Bfsuurfhbcfhvftuh August 2, 2021