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Possumeo 

An alternate, more awesome way, to spell Possum. Usually used in conjunction with the word "Awesomeo"
Omg did you see that Possumeo!?

Yeah, it was awesomeo possumeo.
Possumeo by That white kid August 5, 2012
Urban Dictionary Merch
#1 Dude, Simon just pulled a rabbit out of his ass!
#2 What!? That's awesome!
#1 No, it's possume!
Possume by Ledeman May 20, 2011

Possumed'd 

The act of pretending to be asleep without pants on in order to get others to violate your anus.

Possuming is also used to describe this putrid act
Faizian possumed'd the entire party without them realizing it. He loves waking up not being able to walk.
Possumed'd by PIIHB August 19, 2009
(v.) A portmanteau of "postulate" and "assume." Derived from a misinterpretation of "possumming," to act like a possum.
I possume that people would understand the meaning of the word through the context of the sentence.
possume by Raaaa July 25, 2012

Possumology 

The study of possums. A real science.
She's a scientist who studies possums. You know, a possumologist who practices possumology.
Possumology by Possumologist1 June 4, 2015

gutted possume

she had a nice gutted possume.

ew thats one smelly gutted possum.
gutted possume by pussdawg April 13, 2010
something post-requiem
that 
assumes
a role
in society.
Wait, what? What do you mean possume?
Possume by ThaoNeguY July 6, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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