pussimest 

One who is pessimistic about getting some pussy.

Dude, stop being such a pussimest, there's going to be tons of chicks there tonight. You're def gonna get some.

pussimest by Katiya December 14, 2008

PUSSYMOST

PUSSYMOST is a clear sign that the beautiful woman MUST have a MOST lovely flavoured and soft warm pussy.

It's NOT just her BEAUTY and intellect which infects me with desire - she, is the PUSSYMOST - I just can't stop thinking of her!

PUSSYMOST by FABARM October 20, 2018

Cautiously Pessimistic 

An increasingly relevant wordplay on the cliché "cautiously optimistic". As the world continues in free fall, its much more realistic to expect negative outcomes. Therefore, its much more pragmatic to maintain a cautiously pessimistic demeanor, rather than a cautiously optimistic one.

My cat is always cautiously pessimistic when inspecting anything new that I bring into the house.

Cautiously Pessimistic by ChimneySweepGreg August 10, 2012

PussyDestroyer69

12 year old Fortnite gamer

Yo PussyDestroyer69 rez me bro

PussyDestroyer69 by AssholeLicka6000 August 4, 2019

double decker pussies 

When one has two pussies stacked one atop the other, for easy alternating insertion. Usually done doggystyle, this position is used mostly in FFM (female-female-male) porn.

Did you see Ava Devine and Alica Saint in that new Peter North flick? He stacked their asses up into double decker pussies and fucked them both, man!

double decker pussies by loose_cannon November 18, 2006

pessimistic pete

Easily the most negative person in a group of people that are otherwise having a great time. But instead of keeping it to himself, it becomes his mission the fuck the fun up for anybody that looks too happy.

BRO 1: Hey I got these four girls to come back to chill with us at the house!

BRO 2: these girls don't like you bro, they're just gonna smoke your shit up, drink the liquor and leave. I bet at least two of them have the herp, either way this shit is weak don't bring them over I got shit to do at noon tomorrow.

BRO 1: never fails always such a fucking pessimistic pete..

pessimistic pete by Cpt.AMERICA August 27, 2010

pussment 

pussy but with an extra twist (-;

"Emily, can I eat your pussment out tonight?"
"Yes, please Joseph!"

pussment by thicctu September 20, 2018