Pussmeister 

Used when someone is being a pussy or a scaredy-cat. When someone won’t do something considered to be “frightening” because they are scared of it.

Look at that pussmeister; shes too scared to go on the rollercoaster, so instead shes playing Roblox and eating Cheetos on the bench. Now we have to get her a shirt that says “I’m the pussmeister of the day.”

Pussmeister by Tina The Badussy Slammer July 26, 2023

Pussmaster General 

Noun. The master of all puss. So highly esteemed that he was appointed to this Cabinet-level position by the President of the United States.

"Damn! That guy is the Pussmaster General. I'd let him lick my envelope any day." - Female Admirer

Pussmaster General by TrapsAndDelts April 23, 2011

Pussymeister 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Jägermeister mixed 50:50 with pink lemonade, served over ice.

Alternate Spelling: Püssymeister.

AKA: Jägerpussy, Jägerpüssy, Jägerminge, Jägerflange and Jägerfanny.

I can barely stand up. I had one too many Pussymeisters before we left the house.

Pussymeister by Spambanjo October 16, 2011

pansy ass puss meister 

A guy and/or girl who exceeds the limits placed on a douchebag and douchenozzle. Usually a guy who lacks the ability to even ask a girl out.

Sara: So he wouldn't EVEN ask me out! That's how shy he is.
DeDe: That kid sounds like a pansy ass puss meister to me.

pansy ass puss meister by Shalickwa September 20, 2009

Pussmaster 

n. A coward; a pussy.

Quit being such a pussmaster and help me.

Pussmaster by Kupal April 9, 2004

Pussymeister 

One who is a master of pussy. This person, usually male, can get some pussy whenever he wants and doesn't even have to try. He knows how to get in and out without any of that emotional drama that often comes with pussies. His male peers look upon him as a symbol of hope, for maybe one day they will be half the man that he is.

Person 1: Hey man did you hear about that one guy who got with all of those hot pussies last night?
Person 2: Yeah I heard he was with at least 10 girls at the same time!
Person 1: Man I'm soo jelly. He's such a pussymeister!

Pussymeister by TheRealPussyMeister June 11, 2011

Putzmeister 

1. Machine for covering up the military-industrial complex fuck ups (like meltdowns of Chernobyl or Tepco's Fukushima Dai-ichi nuclear complex with millions of tons of boron, sand, and concrete, in the hopes that, once out of sight (like the oil above the water in the BP Gulf of Mexico spill), nuclear terror will dissipate, and the public will go back to watching reality television.

2. A sensible person who puts putzes (like screw up executives who only think of having eight hours of back up battery life for the water cooling pumps) in their place, and makes them accountable legally and financially. Alas, the Putzmeister may be mythical. When was the last time that nuclear power executives were held accountable for poisoning the soil, water, air, plants, cows, or people?

The US is sending the Putzmeister that is being used to blend 32 tons of plutonium with Uranium as an "atoms for peace" initiative to Japan. It will be "too hot to handle" and will stay in Japan after burying the Fukushima reactor.

Putzmeister by Putzmeister Prime April 18, 2011