Pussymeister

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Jägermeister mixed 50:50 with pink lemonade, served over ice.

Alternate Spelling: Püssymeister.

AKA: Jägerpussy, Jägerpüssy, Jägerminge, Jägerflange and Jägerfanny.

I can barely stand up. I had one too many Pussymeisters before we left the house.

Pussymeister by Spambanjo October 16, 2011

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Pussymeister

One who is a master of pussy. This person, usually male, can get some pussy whenever he wants and doesn't even have to try. He knows how to get in and out without any of that emotional drama that often comes with pussies. His male peers look upon him as a symbol of hope, for maybe one day they will be half the man that he is.

Person 1: Hey man did you hear about that one guy who got with all of those hot pussies last night?
Person 2: Yeah I heard he was with at least 10 girls at the same time!
Person 1: Man I'm soo jelly. He's such a pussymeister!

Pussymeister by TheRealPussyMeister June 11, 2011

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Pussymeister • Pussmeister • pussymonster • pussymaster

Pussmeister

Used when someone is being a pussy or a scaredy-cat. When someone won’t do something considered to be “frightening” because they are scared of it.

Look at that pussmeister; shes too scared to go on the rollercoaster, so instead shes playing Roblox and eating Cheetos on the bench. Now we have to get her a shirt that says “I’m the pussmeister of the day.”

Pussmeister by Tina The Badussy Slammer July 26, 2023