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Pussymeister 

One who is a master of pussy. This person, usually male, can get some pussy whenever he wants and doesn't even have to try. He knows how to get in and out without any of that emotional drama that often comes with pussies. His male peers look upon him as a symbol of hope, for maybe one day they will be half the man that he is.
Person 1: Hey man did you hear about that one guy who got with all of those hot pussies last night?
Person 2: Yeah I heard he was with at least 10 girls at the same time!
Person 1: Man I'm soo jelly. He's such a pussymeister!

Pussmeister 

Used when someone is being a pussy or a scaredy-cat. When someone won’t do something considered to be “frightening” because they are scared of it.
Look at that pussmeister; shes too scared to go on the rollercoaster, so instead shes playing Roblox and eating Cheetos on the bench. Now we have to get her a shirt that says “I’m the pussmeister of the day.”

Pussymonster 

A man that gets an incredible amount of vagina.
Cody: Man, how does that guy get so many ladies?

Mason: BECAUSE HE IS THE PUSSYMONSTER!!!

pussymonster 

A girl who takes all the vagina from the guys
wow...Liz is an incredible pussymonster
pussymonster by sella May 13, 2005

pussymaster

An insult for a person who is obsessed with his girl.
Damn, you are a fuckin pussymaster.
pussymaster by Anonymous July 29, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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