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Pussymeister 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Jägermeister mixed 50:50 with pink lemonade, served over ice.

Alternate Spelling: Püssymeister.

AKA: Jägerpussy, Jägerpüssy, Jägerminge, Jägerflange and Jägerfanny.
I can barely stand up. I had one too many Pussymeisters before we left the house.
Pussymeister by Spambanjo October 16, 2011
Words you can keep

Pussymeister 

One who is a master of pussy. This person, usually male, can get some pussy whenever he wants and doesn't even have to try. He knows how to get in and out without any of that emotional drama that often comes with pussies. His male peers look upon him as a symbol of hope, for maybe one day they will be half the man that he is.
Person 1: Hey man did you hear about that one guy who got with all of those hot pussies last night?
Person 2: Yeah I heard he was with at least 10 girls at the same time!
Person 1: Man I'm soo jelly. He's such a pussymeister!

Pussmeister 

Used when someone is being a pussy or a scaredy-cat. When someone won’t do something considered to be “frightening” because they are scared of it.
Look at that pussmeister; shes too scared to go on the rollercoaster, so instead shes playing Roblox and eating Cheetos on the bench. Now we have to get her a shirt that says “I’m the pussmeister of the day.”

Pussymonster 

A man that gets an incredible amount of vagina.
Cody: Man, how does that guy get so many ladies?

Mason: BECAUSE HE IS THE PUSSYMONSTER!!!

pussymonster 

A girl who takes all the vagina from the guys
wow...Liz is an incredible pussymonster
pussymonster by sella May 13, 2005

pussymaster

An insult for a person who is obsessed with his girl.
Damn, you are a fuckin pussymaster.
pussymaster by Anonymous July 29, 2003
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