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Sheathing one or an undisclosed number of penissesis with ones vagina. Refers to the female part in the coital act. Also a rethorical vehicle that allows dubious types to talk naive young girls into having sex with them without them knowing about it.
Katie: uh i met like this totally obnoxious guy but he bought me some e so i thought, whatevs, might as well go with him. Then he like wanted to fuck me but I totally didn't feel like it so i just gave him a pussjob.

Tara: Uhm, girlfriend, i think we need to talk.
pussjob by imabirah July 17, 2009

Pussyjob 

When a woman uses her pussy to slide back and fourth, grind, and to beat a man's meat without him going inside her
Man: I need a pussyjob from my wife
Pussyjob by Mackckck July 3, 2018

Pussyjob 

The act of rubbing, grinding or sliding the outer lips of a wet vagina against an erect penis until a man ejaculates.
I'm not allowing you to put that filthy little cock inside my tight, wet pussy, but I'll give you a hot & nasty 'pussyjob' until your cum explodes.
Pussyjob by Trevrep August 27, 2016

Double Pussyjob 

The "Double Pussyjob" is a non-penetrative sexual practice that combines the pussyjob, the tribadism and the threesome.

The man's member is clamped between two of the women's vulvae to experience sexual stimulation through friction.

It seems to happen more often in hentai than in reality, because in reality this practice turns out to be difficult - though not impossible.
The Double Pussyjob is definitely on my bucket list.
Double Pussyjob by adh3d October 26, 2022
The act of pissing in a girl's pussy during sexual intercourse.
Art: You should've heard Candy's gasp when I gave her a pissjob last night.
Pissjob by dabmaster101 August 19, 2016

Pussyjob 

A sexual act involving a man assuming the traditional female missionary role and the female partner humping his dick.
Lemme lay back while you give me a Pussyjob.
Pussyjob by anon7657392 October 22, 2011

Pussyjob 

The act of sliding a penis over a vulva(visible parts of vagina) for both their pleasure
When i was 17 my gf did not want to lose her virginity yet so we agreed on a pussyjob as a barely sexual act
Pussyjob by @mrkulci February 7, 2019
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