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Britannian paradox

The britannian paradox is a historic situation where in a Roman britannian governor uses the entire britannian Roman army to attack Rome, but while doing so leaves Britannia to rot.

When this happens he loses all his support back home and can't afford to pay his large army(which is the only thing giving him the ability to take Rome).
The britannian paradox played out often, but as Hegel said, all we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history.
by @mrkulci June 11, 2021
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Groupies

Groupies are the sluts who try to sleep with celebrities just because they are celebrities.
The rockstar was surrounded by Groupies and decided to fuck all of them.
by @mrkulci December 2, 2020
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Humpgasm

A humpgasm is a type of male masturbation where a man cums by rubbing his penis on a couch or bed.
I had a humpgasm in my sleep.
by @mrkulci April 2, 2021
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Alex Jones

Alex Jones is a conspiracy theorist(founder of Infowars) and journalist who is known for the ''sandy hook didn't happen'' and ''chemicals make the frogs gay'' conspiracies. . Jones admitted he was wrong on Sandy Hook and misspoke on the frogs, it turns out that frogs become hermaphrodite because of the chemicals but not gay.

Despite being a whacko he has proven himself to be a high level exposer of conspiracies having filmed the bohemian temple's moloch video. He has also spoken on Nazi interventions with Jinn(interdimensional aliens). Despite all this he is still a hardcore nationalist and Trump supporter, not being able to see the bad there.
Alex Jones was crazy, but when pressured he backs it up.
by @mrkulci October 16, 2020
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noodle face

noodle face is a situation where you ate tons of simple carbs and salt causing your face to puff up.
I ate chinese and the day after i looked ugly due to my noodle face
by @mrkulci October 16, 2020
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Femboy

A femboy is a young male who dresses and looks feminine. They usually crossdress and are mostly gay.
Yes it's still gay to fuck a femboy. Though being attracted to them is fine, due to them looking like a women.
by @mrkulci September 7, 2020
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Treble

in the song ''all about that bass'' this ment ''skinny bithces''
even though the song was acclaimed for body positivity treble is still a hateful word
by @mrkulci August 23, 2018
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