@mrkulci's definitions

Humpgasm

A humpgasm is a type of male masturbation where a man cums by rubbing his penis on a couch or bed.

I had a humpgasm in my sleep.

by @mrkulci April 2, 2021

Groupies

Groupies are the sluts who try to sleep with celebrities just because they are celebrities.

The rockstar was surrounded by Groupies and decided to fuck all of them.

by @mrkulci December 2, 2020

French women don't get fat

French women don't get fat is a false claim. Many people assume this to be true do different reasons even though French females have the same amount of obesity as the EU average.

The german girl said french women don't get fat, the german girl was wrong.

by @mrkulci April 2, 2021

jews

A group of men and women of the jewish ethnicity/religion/race(depending on who you ask)

their members own the banks, their members own the media they own the world and all of it in it, they often play the victim card by making up historical "facts..." it is unclear what their end motive is however here are some of their ideas:
-zionism
-pro atheism
-anti catholism
- pro evangelism
-anti islamic
-pro homo
- pro capitalism (it was cheaper and made them more wealthy etc)

the jews have often created ideologies which burned down societies like communism/freedom of speech/ democracy

the jews have only used these as a way to gain more power

the jews are not all evil they just happen to want to rule all of existence

by @mrkulci May 25, 2018

Freethenipple

An online movement of butt hurt people who think womens should be able to be topless everywhere online and offline to fight off "sexism". Supported by loen stars, prostitutes and strippers alike. I wonder why

Freethenipple is very much a dumb movement

by @mrkulci February 7, 2019

Nigslang

Nigslang is the slang used by people who live in african american ghetto's

The word was invented by mrkulci on reddit in 2016

FinFinna"Finna" is Nigslang for "gonna"

by @mrkulci February 7, 2019

aristocrat

In comedy aristocrats are jokes that are too offensive for comedians to tell to non comedians.

jacob pulled the hardest aristocrat I've heard in years with his ''muh niggers'' act

by @mrkulci December 15, 2020