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Britannian paradox

The britannian paradox is a historic situation where in a Roman britannian governor uses the entire britannian Roman army to attack Rome, but while doing so leaves Britannia to rot.

When this happens he loses all his support back home and can't afford to pay his large army(which is the only thing giving him the ability to take Rome).
The britannian paradox played out often, but as Hegel said, all we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history.
by @mrkulci June 11, 2021
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Humpgasm

A humpgasm is a type of male masturbation where a man cums by rubbing his penis on a couch or bed.
I had a humpgasm in my sleep.
by @mrkulci April 2, 2021
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French women don't get fat

French women don't get fat is a false claim. Many people assume this to be true do different reasons even though French females have the same amount of obesity as the EU average.
The german girl said french women don't get fat, the german girl was wrong.
by @mrkulci April 2, 2021
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aristocrat

his joke almost always has these elements—alternative versions may change this form.

Setup: A family act (or a representative, usually the male head of household) goes in to see a talent agent about booking their act. The agent asks what their act consists of.
Act: If the whole family is present, the act is performed for the agent; otherwise it is described, in as much detail as the teller prefers, typically ad lib. Traditionally, the description is tasteless and ribald. The goal is to significantly transgress social norms. Taboo acts such as racism, animal cruelty, incest, rape, child sexual abuse, coprophilia, coprophagia, bestiality, necrophilia, cannibalism, and murder are common themes.
Punch line: The shocked (or intrigued) agent asks what the act is called, and the proud answer (sometimes delivered with a flourish) is: "The Aristocrats!" Some versions have the agent then asking, "So – Is that all ya' got?"
You can't tell the aristocrat among pussies
by @mrkulci December 15, 2020
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aristocrat

In comedy aristocrats are jokes that are too offensive for comedians to tell to non comedians.
jacob pulled the hardest aristocrat I've heard in years with his ''muh niggers'' act
by @mrkulci December 15, 2020
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Oneites

Oneites is the condition where a man is unaware of his options or is afraid of losing a woman that they become a beta pussy and in some cases even a cuck.

The phrase was coined by goodlookingloser.com
Jimmy went on 2 dates with a slut and now he has oneites, he thinks this is his only chance for love.
by @mrkulci December 13, 2020
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Oneites

Oneites is the condition where a man is unaware of his options or is afraid of losing a woman that they become a beta pussy and in some cases even a cuck.
Jimmy went on 2 dates with a slut and now he has oneites, he thinks this is his only chance for love.
by @mrkulci December 13, 2020
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