French women don't get fat is a false claim. Many people assume this to be true do different reasons even though French females have the same amount of obesity as the EU average.
by @mrkulci April 02, 2021
The amount of time that it takes between Alex Jones having a conspiracy theory and it turning out to be right is known as Jones lag.
by @mrkulci September 10, 2020
KOS in prison means Kill On Sight. Prisoners who are KOS will be killed as soon as possible by other inmates. They are usually in for awful crimes, usually of a sexual nature or violence against mass innocents like children.
They will get you if you are a KOS target. If you have a peanut allergy they will slide peanutbutter under your door, and this has actually happened.
by @mrkulci November 30, 2020
by @mrkulci August 23, 2018
his joke almost always has these elements—alternative versions may change this form.
Setup: A family act (or a representative, usually the male head of household) goes in to see a talent agent about booking their act. The agent asks what their act consists of.
Act: If the whole family is present, the act is performed for the agent; otherwise it is described, in as much detail as the teller prefers, typically ad lib. Traditionally, the description is tasteless and ribald. The goal is to significantly transgress social norms. Taboo acts such as racism, animal cruelty, incest, rape, child sexual abuse, coprophilia, coprophagia, bestiality, necrophilia, cannibalism, and murder are common themes.
Punch line: The shocked (or intrigued) agent asks what the act is called, and the proud answer (sometimes delivered with a flourish) is: "The Aristocrats!" Some versions have the agent then asking, "So – Is that all ya' got?"
Setup: A family act (or a representative, usually the male head of household) goes in to see a talent agent about booking their act. The agent asks what their act consists of.
Act: If the whole family is present, the act is performed for the agent; otherwise it is described, in as much detail as the teller prefers, typically ad lib. Traditionally, the description is tasteless and ribald. The goal is to significantly transgress social norms. Taboo acts such as racism, animal cruelty, incest, rape, child sexual abuse, coprophilia, coprophagia, bestiality, necrophilia, cannibalism, and murder are common themes.
Punch line: The shocked (or intrigued) agent asks what the act is called, and the proud answer (sometimes delivered with a flourish) is: "The Aristocrats!" Some versions have the agent then asking, "So – Is that all ya' got?"
by @mrkulci December 15, 2020
by @mrkulci December 15, 2020
by @mrkulci December 02, 2020