sitcum

A: A pornographic movie.

B: While seated, performing a genital outpouring while watching a (preferably) pornographic movie.
A: Have you seen lay the kat's new sitcum? It's suckdickulous
B: Goodness gracious, that acting, so much espirit, sans effete, naturally I sitcame on my monitor.
by imabirah July 17, 2009
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pussjob

Sheathing one or an undisclosed number of penissesis with ones vagina. Refers to the female part in the coital act. Also a rethorical vehicle that allows dubious types to talk naive young girls into having sex with them without them knowing about it.
Katie: uh i met like this totally obnoxious guy but he bought me some e so i thought, whatevs, might as well go with him. Then he like wanted to fuck me but I totally didn't feel like it so i just gave him a pussjob.

Tara: Uhm, girlfriend, i think we need to talk.
by imabirah July 17, 2009
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