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pussfit

The involuntary tightening and loosening of a woman's vaginal muscles during sex. Most commonly occurring during an orgasm.
I was fucking this girl last night and when she came her little vag threw a pussfit on my dick. It felt amazing!
by Dr Goodlove May 2, 2018
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Pusswit

A pusswit is a person who is easily scared by normal things,the word is also slang for the word coward
Let's go John! Don't be such a pusswit
by HomeboiYeet June 6, 2018
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Pussyitis

A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.

Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.

Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.

Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.
Golfer 1 - "I guess it will just be a threesome today."

Golfer 2 - "Where's Kyle?"

Golfer 1 - "He just called, he's not coming, his scorching case of pussyitis flared up again."
by CMAK in the shwa May 20, 2008
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Pussitawhippo

A situation in which the lady wears the pants and the dude gets the Dirty Sanchez.
- Since Hernandez has been going out with this new girl, he never comes to the poker games no more, what a pussitawhippo!

- And what up with the ''Quick mustache'' on his lip?
by Cart + meuv August 28, 2009
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pussitis

a chronic condition in which a man's behavior makes it seem as if he has a pussy between his legs.
Ray just let his girlfriend cancel our bowling night, his pussitis must be acting up again.
by pantew May 6, 2006
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Pussfinger

Girls try to gross each other out with antics similar to those of adolescent boys. Basically, the aggressor will rub her puss then swipe the juice across the upper lip of another girl. More impact can be had by attempting the maneuver when hygiene has be compromised, such as after a long workout or swimming in a pond.
“Becky pussfingered me after gym class today!! I couldn’t wash the stank off my lip all day, I’m gonna get that bitch!”
by Bb5599 July 25, 2020
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Chronic Pussyitis

When someone is a pussy no matter what the situation. People who suffer from it often act like dicks and then get very upset when someone acts like a dick towards them. Children these days are brought up to have chronic pussyitis.
"Alex may be jacked but there's no way he can win a fight because he suffers from Chronic Pussyitis."
by Zander Smith April 21, 2014
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