pussano
"Brandon, are you coming out drinking with us tonight?"
"No I'm not."
"Wooooow you're such a PUSSANO!"
"No I'm not."
"Wooooow you're such a PUSSANO!"
pussano by accelerated readers November 5, 2009
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Pussiano Penaldo
Pussiano Penaldo, a. k. a. Pristiano Penaldo, is a fatherless tap-in merchant, who has the same amount of world cups as fathers. He is called that way, because he is a pussy and so never has done a dribble. At nights he is shitting his pants and crying with his Penaldogs in a corner only because of imagining what would have happened if he had tried doing a step over and getting destroyed by any average defender. His main hobby is feeding his little under 12 year old fanbabys, also known as Penaldogs with dogshit
"Daddy what do you call a tap-in merchant, who has no father and the same amount of dead children as the GOAT of soccer Lionel Andres Messi Cuccitinni has as World Cup Titles?"
"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"
"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"
Pussiano Penaldo by ItzAri July 29, 2023
Related Words
pussano • pussanality • pissano • Pusiano • Pussabong • Pussahoe • pussaholic • pussalosis • pussanaki • Pussanda
pissano
Pussynomics
The study of the buying and selling of pussy, largely constructed by the market for prostitutes.
Can also be used in reference to simping, since when one simps they are intentionally paying for what would normally be free pussy
Can also be used in reference to simping, since when one simps they are intentionally paying for what would normally be free pussy
Parker: “Hey man, why does it cost so much to get some pus these days?”
Ryan: “It’s simple pussynomics Parker, supply and demand my friend.”
Ryan: “It’s simple pussynomics Parker, supply and demand my friend.”
Pussynomics by Don Frankie August 31, 2020
Pussahoe
Tiffany: girl hop off my phone wit a dat
Susan: im not finna fight u hoe
Tiffany: girl bye asf pussahoe
Susan: im not finna fight u hoe
Tiffany: girl bye asf pussahoe
Pussahoe by Mannytingz June 13, 2019
Kayten Pussander
Is broken down as:
KAYTEN: which is simply the drunken form of the name Karen.
&&
PUSSANDER: which is added on merely to show love.
Is defined as:
A way to describe a girl that is cool, original and nice. She's funny, sweet, friendly, smart as hell, she is extremely gorgeous, and above-all flawless. Kayten Pussanders' have a great personality, and are wonderful people. However, they are annoyed by the use of leet, and improper spelling and use of the English language.
Facts of Kayten Pussanders':
-They stream KCoq videos
-They befriend types of people that are SluttyWhoreHoin'Prostitutes.
Lastly and most importantly:
Kayten Pussanders' are important people in everyone's lives. Anyone would be lucky to have a Katyen Pussander in their life; and everyone NEEDS a Kayten Pussander.
KAYTEN: which is simply the drunken form of the name Karen.
&&
PUSSANDER: which is added on merely to show love.
Is defined as:
A way to describe a girl that is cool, original and nice. She's funny, sweet, friendly, smart as hell, she is extremely gorgeous, and above-all flawless. Kayten Pussanders' have a great personality, and are wonderful people. However, they are annoyed by the use of leet, and improper spelling and use of the English language.
Facts of Kayten Pussanders':
-They stream KCoq videos
-They befriend types of people that are SluttyWhoreHoin'Prostitutes.
Lastly and most importantly:
Kayten Pussanders' are important people in everyone's lives. Anyone would be lucky to have a Katyen Pussander in their life; and everyone NEEDS a Kayten Pussander.
Kayten Pussander by KAR_in-a November 1, 2009
pussanitis
pussanitis by J-LYNCH June 29, 2008
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