Skip to main content
What one might call a piano if they hate the way they sound.
George, that asshaberdasher is playing that goddamn pissano again!
Makes me want to grab a double-barrel shotgun and hose down that stupid dumb instrument or at least run to the head and make a pair of aural tampons out of some bungwipe so I can enjoy the rest of the concert in peace! $@#!(@%#(*
pissano by Telephony April 10, 2015
pissano mug front
Get the pissano mug.
See more merch

pissantics 

The antics of a pissant.
Now he says Ted Cruz' father assassinated JFK. Surely no one will vote for him after those kind of pissantics.
Related Words

pissant town 

"That's the problem. That 4-0 result tonight was politics, nothing else. Whether you are involved directly or indirectly you have an effect. Because of a pissant town, this club will never win anything until you get rid of that crap.
pissant town by dbrt February 16, 2009

pissanle 

When you’re having a moment with someone you’re close with, but then you decide to ruin the moment by saying this word.
Axel: “People like you are very addicting, there’s nothing bad about it.”

Cora: “I get attached to people too easily.”

Axel: “You’re just… so amazing… so pissanle.”

Cora: “...”
pissanle by ur moms a guy February 16, 2022
little no-life weasely loser who amounts to nothing.
shut the fuck up and step aside you little pissant
pissant by Pimpchizz February 24, 2003
A pissant is described by Kurt Vonnegut in his novel, Cat's Cradle, as follows:
"A pissant is somebody who thinks he's so damn smart, he can never keep his mouth shut. No matter what anybody says, he's got to argue with it. You say why you like something, and, by God, he'll tell you why you're wrong to like it. A pissant does his best to make you feel like a boob all the time. No matter what you say, he knows better."
That fucking pissant won't shut the fuck up!
pissant by God Damn Sneaky Panda December 8, 2009

Pissan Clan

A clan of people who know the history of Pissan and where Pissan came from. They are also involved with the zomgodnowain way of Tanks Gurl.

An elite few are chosen to be part of the Pissan Clan that are familiar of the Zomgnowain way of the burds and the Eurth.
The pissan clan are still pissan about the burds and the non pissan clan members that use tanks gurl.
Pissan Clan by oganaboof November 9, 2010