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What one might call a piano if they hate the way they sound.
George, that asshaberdasher is playing that goddamn pissano again!
Makes me want to grab a double-barrel shotgun and hose down that stupid dumb instrument or at least run to the head and make a pair of aural tampons out of some bungwipe so I can enjoy the rest of the concert in peace! $@#!(@%#(*
pissano by Telephony April 10, 2015
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pissantics 

The antics of a pissant.
Now he says Ted Cruz' father assassinated JFK. Surely no one will vote for him after those kind of pissantics.
pissantics by such a Judge Reinhold January 31, 2018
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pissant town 

"That's the problem. That 4-0 result tonight was politics, nothing else. Whether you are involved directly or indirectly you have an effect. Because of a pissant town, this club will never win anything until you get rid of that crap.
pissant town by dbrt February 16, 2009

pissanle 

When you’re having a moment with someone you’re close with, but then you decide to ruin the moment by saying this word.
Axel: “People like you are very addicting, there’s nothing bad about it.”

Cora: “I get attached to people too easily.”

Axel: “You’re just… so amazing… so pissanle.”

Cora: “...”
pissanle by ur moms a guy February 16, 2022
little no-life weasely loser who amounts to nothing.
pissant by Pimpchizz February 24, 2003
A pissant is described by Kurt Vonnegut in his novel, Cat's Cradle, as follows:
"A pissant is somebody who thinks he's so damn smart, he can never keep his mouth shut. No matter what anybody says, he's got to argue with it. You say why you like something, and, by God, he'll tell you why you're wrong to like it. A pissant does his best to make you feel like a boob all the time. No matter what you say, he knows better."
That fucking pissant won't shut the fuck up!
pissant by God Damn Sneaky Panda December 8, 2009

Pissan Clan

A clan of people who know the history of Pissan and where Pissan came from. They are also involved with the zomgodnowain way of Tanks Gurl.

An elite few are chosen to be part of the Pissan Clan that are familiar of the Zomgnowain way of the burds and the Eurth.
The pissan clan are still pissan about the burds and the non pissan clan members that use tanks gurl.
Pissan Clan by oganaboof November 9, 2010
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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