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Pussiano Penaldo

Pussiano Penaldo, a. k. a. Pristiano Penaldo, is a fatherless tap-in merchant, who has the same amount of world cups as fathers. He is called that way, because he is a pussy and so never has done a dribble. At nights he is shitting his pants and crying with his Penaldogs in a corner only because of imagining what would have happened if he had tried doing a step over and getting destroyed by any average defender. His main hobby is feeding his little under 12 year old fanbabys, also known as Penaldogs with dogshit
"Daddy what do you call a tap-in merchant, who has no father and the same amount of dead children as the GOAT of soccer Lionel Andres Messi Cuccitinni has as World Cup Titles?"

"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"
Pussiano Penaldo by ItzAri July 29, 2023
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a creative term for the word pussy, usually used in a derogatory manner towards another guy.
"Brandon, are you coming out drinking with us tonight?"
"No I'm not."
"Wooooow you're such a PUSSANO!"
pussano by accelerated readers November 5, 2009
Cruise ship term used amongst staff to recognise an individual from the same country.

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To consummate a lifetime bond between partners 💖 by urinating on one another in our new world 🌎

Tarquin
Twat
Are you from Costa Rica? Me too, you're my Pisiano x
Pisiano by TarquinT July 7, 2025