Pussologist

A male with in depth knowledge of the female genitalia and heterosexual sex practices. Often provides advice to the sexually challenged through anecdotes, diagrams and group porn viewing sessions. Can typically be found napping on the couch. Should you need immediate assistance "fuck your life"

Guy: I don't know why I can't get my girl off.
Friend: You should go wake up the Pussologist.

Pussologist by LarkSpark October 17, 2008

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pissologist

Pissologist {\pis AWL' ə jĭst\ (n.)} Somewhat vulgar slang term for "urologist", a medical specialty doctor who diagnoses & treats problems with the human urinary & reproductive systems; including cancer of the penus.

Gosh darn diddly-arn-it!!! I have to go to the stupid pissologist today so that he can examine those growths on my nutsack!!!

pissologist by Telephony June 25, 2012

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Pussyologist

Someone who's an expert at all things Vagina . One who can tell you all types of ways to make a pussy happy, and can help you from upsetting one . A certified pussyologist amazes even women with his knowledge of the coochie.

"My boyfriends just told me stuff about my vagina that I'd never even heard of ! He's a real pussyologist"

Pussyologist by Nasty Kas November 9, 2009

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punologist

A player of words, a mangler of the English language. Best avoided.

Yankee Dude: Hey Limey! What's propaganda?
Limey Dude (closet punologist): A real male goose! (runs away)
ie. Proper Gander. (ie. male goose)
Now Do You Get It?

punologist by The Occupant February 28, 2008