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Pussologist 

A male with in depth knowledge of the female genitalia and heterosexual sex practices. Often provides advice to the sexually challenged through anecdotes, diagrams and group porn viewing sessions. Can typically be found napping on the couch. Should you need immediate assistance "fuck your life"
Guy: I don't know why I can't get my girl off.
Friend: You should go wake up the Pussologist.
Pussologist by LarkSpark October 17, 2008
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pissologist

Pissologist {\pis AWL' ə jĭst\ (n.)} Somewhat vulgar slang term for "urologist", a medical specialty doctor who diagnoses & treats problems with the human urinary & reproductive systems; including cancer of the penus.
Gosh darn diddly-arn-it!!! I have to go to the stupid pissologist today so that he can examine those growths on my nutsack!!!
pissologist by Telephony June 25, 2012

Pussyologist 

Someone who's an expert at all things Vagina . One who can tell you all types of ways to make a pussy happy, and can help you from upsetting one . A certified pussyologist amazes even women with his knowledge of the coochie.
"My boyfriends just told me stuff about my vagina that I'd never even heard of ! He's a real pussyologist"
Pussyologist by Nasty Kas November 9, 2009

punologist 

A player of words, a mangler of the English language. Best avoided.
Yankee Dude: Hey Limey! What's propaganda?
Limey Dude (closet punologist): A real male goose! (runs away)
ie. Proper Gander. (ie. male goose)
Now Do You Get It?
punologist by The Occupant February 28, 2008

Pussyologist 

an individual who is a large cat expert.
Brian Hogan, the resident pussyologist for The Settle Down Podcast, weighs in and gives his opinions about big cats and Tiger King
Pussyologist by Settle Down April 22, 2020

purpologist 

A regular pot head. Mainly of the "purp"... Also The derb.... the derby..the sack derby
IM a purpologist..Im a professional pot head
purpologist by chance mcmalara December 13, 2006

pussyologist 

One who is an expert in all things vaginal.
"That boy sure has a lot of girlfriends. He's a real pussyologist."
pussyologist by steve freund October 7, 2007
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