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purplemonkeydishwasher 

A nonsensical phrase uttered at the end of a 'Telephone-pass it on' gossip game/parody in an episode of The Simpsons.

*In "The PTA Disbands", an episode of The Simpsons, Bart attempts to spread "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute" throughout the crowd of Springfield Elementary School teachers. By the time it reaches Mrs. Krabappel, it has turned into "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute, purplemonkeydishwasher."

*Taken from Wikipedia
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purplepilled 

When truths and lies are mixed together, and you can't tell which is which.

Also when reality and unreality are not easy to distinguish, due to you taking a shit ton of hallucinogens, or just having a complete psychotic breakdown.
Doesn't matter what your political views are, we all been purplepilled before.

I took more than enough DMT to kill a horse, and now i'm purplepilled.
purplepilled by K-Dogg1 March 29, 2019

purplality 

The level of how purple an item/person/etc ranks up in comparisson to others on the scale.
On the purplality scale, purple haze knocks in at a Grimace.
purplality by Cereal Killer February 24, 2005

purplecliffe 

Some people know. But somehow those who know, don't actually know. So no one really knows what a purplecliffe is.
"Professor! What's a purplecliffe?!"
purplecliffe by Krumpin June 25, 2017

Purpletooth Posse 

A group of people, usually women, who get drunk on red wine as a group. The Purpletooth Posse forms at nearly any social occasion where wine is served. Especially popular are "Girls dinners" and "Book Clubs". Can be recognised by glowing purple teeth fluttering eyes and slurred speech.
I got home last night and the purpletooth posse was in full effect. I think each of them drank two bottles and not one was making any sense. I just went out to the garage and ignored them.

Purplekoolaidman 

The best streamer of our generation. He makes his viewers rather moist while making it rain Kool-Aid packets.
-Did you catch Purplekoolaidman's stream Monday night?
-Dude, I watch his stream EVERY night. He makes me moist.
Purplekoolaidman by PKMGROUPIE November 25, 2015