Fuck! We're 4 hours late for this goddamn bullshit! The shower is gonna have to be PTA!
by 🖤 Kokopie🖤 November 16, 2019
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Parent Teacher Association; a great organization!
"Three letters that make the world a better place."
"S-e-x?"
"No, PTA."
by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 20, 2019
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PTA typically stands for "Parent teacher association". They help plan school activities. If you can't remember this or what they do, try "(P)arents (T)hat (A)re Bored"
Mom: Hey daughter! Instead of getting a job and being actually useful to my family, I'm going to not supply any income and join the PTA so I can pretend I'm actually doing something with my life!
Daughter: *kills self*
by sasucks October 2, 2012
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The acronym for a quick shower, where someone only washes their Pits, Tits, and Ass(hence the letters in the acronym, hurff durff).
Girl1: Jenny looks like she hasn't showered in days!
Girl2: Ohh No she did a PTA this morning!
by Bamfthony September 27, 2009
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An acronym for Part-time Asshole. Someone who is generally a good human being, but outspoken in their defence of infringements of common decency or moderation. They will go on the attack (metaphorically) online and in real life to defend their friends, family, animals and even strangers. They speak out and fight against human ills such as discrimination, oppression, cruelty, trolling etc.
Matt: Aren't you going to delete Ash's comments from your post? They're outrageous!
Helen: Nah, it's cool, those guys were being really mean to me and Ash is a great guy and only a PTA.
by BBreaga January 12, 2021
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The act of a quick wash

When one is lacking the time necessary to have a full shower/bath, and decides to quickly have a "PTA"

Meaning - Pussy, Tits and Armpits.

To wash the most important parts, quickly when time is of the essence.

Usually at a basin with a washcloth.
"I've just gotta have a PTA before we leave"

Do I have time for a shower?
No just have a PTA!!

Wait for me I'll be 5, just having a PTA real quick!
by Heartyfarty July 9, 2014
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PTA - Pussy to Ass

During Intercourse you take your dick out of her pussy and shove it into her ass really fast.
Man 1: I had so much fun last night!
Man 2: Did you get a PTA?
Man 1: No...
Man 2: THEN FUCK OFF.
by ThaiHoak August 27, 2009
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