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once in a purple moon 

An extremely rare occurrence, rarer than 'once in a blue moon'.
A particular team winning the championship happens once in a purple moon. A total solar eclipse seen from Europe happens once in a purple moon.

purple helmet moon man

i want to send my purple helmet moon man on a cave diving exploration in your vag.

purplemonkeydishwasher 

A nonsensical phrase uttered at the end of a 'Telephone-pass it on' gossip game/parody in an episode of The Simpsons.

*In "The PTA Disbands", an episode of The Simpsons, Bart attempts to spread "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute" throughout the crowd of Springfield Elementary School teachers. By the time it reaches Mrs. Krabappel, it has turned into "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute, purplemonkeydishwasher."

*Taken from Wikipedia
Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purplemonkeydishwasher

purplemonkeydishwasher 

1. A mutant of gentic science, it is a purple-tinted monkey with the body of a dishwasher. Often shouted out in long bouts of silence.
*akward silence* PURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHER!
purplemonkeydishwasher by Joods April 17, 2003

purplemonkeydishwasherpinkelephantflyingtelephonepole 

Congradulations!!!!!

You have the privilage to gaze upon the sacred word. Inother words...it meens nothing.
There is no such word as purplemonkeydishwasherpinkelephantflyingtelphonepole

purplemonkeydishwasher 

A word that makes you stupid for looking up and completely does not have any purpose what so ever.
DREW: I am so bored
JARON: PURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHER!!!
purplemonkeydishwasher by Jay August 21, 2004