The intense expulsion of the contents of one's stomach and intestines by simultaneously puking and pooping actions. The regurgitating portion usually occurs through the mouth and sometimes the nose, while excrement exits out of the anus. It is usually the result of a night of binge drinking which eventually leads to loss of all bowel and esophagus control.
Mike: "Dude, so Dan ended last week's formal party by puping into a toilet while his date held his hand. He then proceeded to pass out on a bare mattress with a teddy bear on one hand, while his other hand flipped the finger."
Ray: "WagoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo!!!"
Joe: "Yeah, well Sal took so many Irish Car Bombs at The Ruck last night that he passed in the shower puping. The water was of course running."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.