Pulping 

1) -verb
The act of inserting a diamond knob (such as those found inside showers) into one's own anus and twisting it around.

2) -adjective
Of, pertaining to, Pulp

Garrett was well known in the neighborhood as a sexual deviant who was fond of pulping himself.

Pulping by Furbag October 17, 2009

Pulping 

Violently fucking and ejaculating in a fruit, so that its interior is primarily composed of syrupy liquid.

I tried pulping a peach, but it was infested with fruit files that tried to enter my urethra.

Pulping by pulpking March 9, 2019

pulping 

a beating

The bullies gave John quite a pulping yesterday because he refused to give them his lunch money.

pulping by Joe Nobody March 15, 2004

pulping 

killing opponents in videogames, including but not limited to gibbing them (hence turning them into pulp)
usually applies to enemy NPCs because most pvp games don't really have a lot of gibbing going on because they're mainly limited to guns

"I pulp, John. It's what I do."
"That guy got absolutely pulped."
"Pulping cavemen is my job."

pulping by FlumberFan9448 June 9, 2025

Anal Pulping 

To have anal sex so rough and vigorous that the intestines turn into a nice pulpy consistency as one churns from within.

"Man, what happened to Ellie?"
"Her husband gave her a real anal pulping."
"Wow, lucky gal."

Anal Pulping by John Willcox April 21, 2017

Pulling a Sound of Music 

Gallivanting with exuberance through a valley, over a hill, across a field, or into a sunset. Usually performed until physical exhaustion resulting in collapse.

Internal Monologue- “I need to be writing, but my writers block makes me wants to take off running into the wheat field around this building, arms stretched wide, until I collapse. I can just imagine judgmental eyes starring on from the parking lot as they silently ponder the reason why I’m “Pulling a Sound of Music” this afternoon. “Did he get fired?” “Is someone chasing him?” “Should we run too?” When I tire, I’ll take a swan dive into the wheat and disappear below the stocks; out of sight. That’s where I’ll lie until I can come to grips with sitting at my desk for the rest of the day. I’m sure security will be called due to this strange behavior and they’ll surely investigate only to find me slowly disappearing out of sight and into the Kansas abyss. They’ll laugh and dub me the “Wheat Runner”. A slow walk back will return me to the building and my desk where I will, of course, deny ever having done such a thing despite the numerous eye witness accounts.

Pulling a Sound of Music by Darren Besert March 29, 2017

Pulling a parkes 

Pulling a parkes is the art of talking on mute during a zoom meeting, not just once, but multiple times in the same meeting. It requires a set skill to have this happen multiple times during the same meeting that only a parkes could pull off.

"Hey bud, you're pulling a parkes and need to unmute so we can proceed with the meeting, this is the fifth time you've done that just stay unmuted."

Pulling a parkes by smartesthumanalive January 25, 2021