pumpkin' it

To be in a necessary state of hauling ass out of a particular location due to a deadline or other time-sensitive commitment, typically despite the ass-hauler's desire to stay longer. This idiom references Cinderella's midnight dash out of Prince Charming's caste. It also verbs the word pumpkin, conflating the "in" ending for the colloquial pronunciation of the gerundive "ing."

Guy 1: Dude, Christina's flying in to town tomorrow. You still gonna be here? Hear she's DTF...

Guy 2: No, I'm pumpkin' it back home tonight. Fuck!

Guy 1: Yeah, fucking is exactly what I'm gonna be doing while it's just you and your hand...

pumpkin' it by Twigler27 April 19, 2013

plumpkin-in it 

a guy takin a shit, smokin a blunt, and gettin head at the same time

little johnny was plumpkinin it.. gettin blazed as fuck while susie sucked him off as he took a shit.

plumpkin-in it by MEREDITH February 22, 2004

pumpkinizing 

Becoming sleepy and needing bedtime visibly, especially when talking about events that might occur past your bedtime.

From Cinderella's "turning into a pumpkin" at a certain hour, here we have events that certain people generally don't get to because it'll interfere with their bedtime.

We tried getting reservations to <snazzy restaurant>, but they only had a slot at 10pm, which we gave up because Autumn starts pumpkinizing around then.

pumpkinizing by whydoIhavetocreateaname April 7, 2009

Pumpkining

When you are doing stuff, but it's midnight and you are about to expire (like Cinderella).

How are you already pumpkining!!?

Pumpkining by Mr. Verdesauce November 20, 2015

pumpkintooth 

A person with a grill resembling that of a jack o lantern. Usually missing one or more teeth.

Did you see pumpkintooth working the drive thru? You could stick a 2 x 4 between his two front teeth!

pumpkintooth by Boltergeist April 28, 2011

pumpkininny 

To make a face after saying a statement because you could not believe what you had just said.

*SHOCKED FACE* "It's Pumpkininny!"

pumpkininny by Reverend Cole June 28, 2005

Pumpkining

The act of driving around neighboorhoods looking for pumpkins in yards, snatching that pumpkin, driving away with the pumpkin, and then throwing that pumpkin at things from the moving vehicle (i.e. mailboxes, cars, lawn ornaments)

Mom, i need you to pick me up at the police station. I got arrested for pumpkining

Pumpkining by Capn Yoazz June 23, 2009