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The act of sticking out your index,middle and pinky finger, then inserting the index and middle finger into a woman's vagina and the pinky into her anus.
Damn man I shocked that bitch last night!
shocked by MarkCox April 22, 2003
A person who brings Surprised, and Astonished reactions from others through acts of perverted homo-sexuality.
Shocked; Paladin on Dethecus.
Shocked by Rectus April 29, 2009
To get your slammed so hard you wake up pregnant and shacking
I woke up and was Shocked
Shocked by Thow Shalt not September 24, 2018
its so omg is when a girl cant describe what the hell you just did and it was probably really hot
wow , that shocked me
shocked by mieawiea April 5, 2023
me when i look up the word sex on urban dictionary cause i thought it might be funny:
Me: BRO WHY ARE THEY WRITING FAN FICTION!?!?!?! IM SO SHOCKED
Friend: idk
Shocked by Guest_5092 May 6, 2023

shocked my pants off 

to be surprised; astounded; blown away
It shocked my pants off to hear about the 70-year-old lady who gave birth to twins last week!
shocked my pants off by Ka.N.To October 28, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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