Pumpkinitis 

Soreness of the hands, wrists, arms, and/or shoulders due to the excessive making of pumpkin spice beverages

After working an 8-hour shift at the coffee shop, I had to ice my wrist due to an extreme case of pumpkinitis

Pumpkinitis by tskizzle September 19, 2014

pumpkinitis 

Getting boned in the pooper on Halloween.

This is derived from the Olde English word "Pumpkinitous" which is defined as: The act of being startled by a rooster, tripping and falling out of a barn window, down a ladder, and into a wagonload of pumpkins, resulting in a pumpkin stem piercing through your Dungarees and lodging in your anus.

larry: Yo B-train, where u been? we been playin' Keno all night at FoodMart wit out you.

billy: shit man, i got a mad case of pumpkinitis. u win?

larry: 12 bucks

billy: safe!

pumpkinitis by larryDC August 18, 2006

pumpkinizing 

Becoming sleepy and needing bedtime visibly, especially when talking about events that might occur past your bedtime.

From Cinderella's "turning into a pumpkin" at a certain hour, here we have events that certain people generally don't get to because it'll interfere with their bedtime.

We tried getting reservations to <snazzy restaurant>, but they only had a slot at 10pm, which we gave up because Autumn starts pumpkinizing around then.

pumpkinizing by whydoIhavetocreateaname April 7, 2009

pumpkinjitis 

adj. The swelling of a head due to chronic pumpkin (or different vegetables/fruits) interactions

My dad's pumpkinjitis head has been big since the beginning of time.

pumpkinjitis by mcustode March 22, 2009

pumpkinification 

A satire of being made into a god, often made at the expense of powerful individuals with great egos.

The Pumpkinification of Claudius was a classic Roman satire.

pumpkinification by Mr. Scientist Dude April 22, 2010

Pimpinitis 

A form of arthritis developed by over use of one's "pimpin hand", often causing sharp pain in the wrist, joints, and carpals. This condition can be treated, but most cases demand the afflicted to stop "slapping bitches".

J-Smooth had to stop trolling the block until the weather gets warmer because his pimpinitis was acting up.

Pimpinitis by DownHalo February 9, 2010

Pumpkinerisimo 

A HOT, yet innocent chick (on the outside) that has cute little cheeks but can sometimes get angry.

Check out that Pumpkinerisimo!

Walkin man is gonna get cha!

Pumpkinerisimo by Chewy September 23, 2003