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pumpkinitis

Getting boned in the pooper on Halloween.

This is derived from the Olde English word "Pumpkinitous" which is defined as: The act of being startled by a rooster, tripping and falling out of a barn window, down a ladder, and into a wagonload of pumpkins, resulting in a pumpkin stem piercing through your Dungarees and lodging in your anus.
larry: Yo B-train, where u been? we been playin' Keno all night at FoodMart wit out you.

billy: shit man, i got a mad case of pumpkinitis. u win?

larry: 12 bucks

billy: safe!
by larryDC August 18, 2006
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pumpkinizing

Becoming sleepy and needing bedtime visibly, especially when talking about events that might occur past your bedtime.

From Cinderella's "turning into a pumpkin" at a certain hour, here we have events that certain people generally don't get to because it'll interfere with their bedtime.
We tried getting reservations to <snazzy restaurant>, but they only had a slot at 10pm, which we gave up because Autumn starts pumpkinizing around then.
by whydoIhavetocreateaname April 7, 2009
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Pumpkining

When you are doing stuff, but it's midnight and you are about to expire (like Cinderella).
How are you already pumpkining!!?
by Mr. Verdesauce November 20, 2015
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Pumpkin

Slang

Adj. (pmpkn, pm-, png-)
'p&m(p)-k&n

1) Excellent; first-rate

2) Very attractive physically, etc

3) Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless

4) A lot of, existing in great quantity or ample supply. Enough to fill the orange vine fruit "Pumpkin", that is widely cultivated in early autumn.
"Grunngg has a pumpkin sports car of the mountains"

"Stoozies had a pumpkin time at the party."

"That ho be mad pumpkin."

"By selling my crack-cocaine I recieved a pumpkin ammount of money."

"That ho made a pumpkin mistake when she crossed pimp daddy J-Silva."
by J-Silva December 28, 2005
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pumpkin

A word used for an adorable person, or one that you love.
My pumpkin called me last night!!!
by Lei October 10, 2003
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Pumpkining

The act of driving around neighboorhoods looking for pumpkins in yards, snatching that pumpkin, driving away with the pumpkin, and then throwing that pumpkin at things from the moving vehicle (i.e. mailboxes, cars, lawn ornaments)
Mom, i need you to pick me up at the police station. I got arrested for pumpkining
by Capn Yoazz June 23, 2009
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pumpkinism

Spookley the square pumpkin had to deal with pumpkinism
by Shawtysavage September 7, 2019
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