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pumpkinism 

Spookley the square pumpkin had to deal with pumpkinism
pumpkinism by Shawtysavage September 7, 2019
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Pumpkinsexual 

A pumpkinsexual is someone that is sexually attracted to pumpkins. Though no conclusive evidence has been compiled it has been rumored that Pastor Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, being one of the first people to possibly be pumpkinsexual and homophobic.
"Hey Monty. Have you heard that Pastor McMurtry might be Pumpkinsexual."
"He is?"
"Well. I'm not SAYING that Pastor McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins... I'm just saying we don't really know."

The Smashing Pumpkins

A talented and ahead-of-their-time alt. rock band containing Billy Corgan, James Iha, Jimmy Chamberlin, and D'arcy Wretzky. A huge influence on modern music, as well as a true inspiration to anyone who would be interested in good music. The Smashing Pumpkins formed in 1988 and broke up in 2000. HOw we carry on without them is unknown...
Damn it! Turn off that stupid rap and put something good on, maybe The Smashing Pumpkins or some Red Hot Chili Peppers.

pumpkinizing 

Becoming sleepy and needing bedtime visibly, especially when talking about events that might occur past your bedtime.

From Cinderella's "turning into a pumpkin" at a certain hour, here we have events that certain people generally don't get to because it'll interfere with their bedtime.
We tried getting reservations to <snazzy restaurant>, but they only had a slot at 10pm, which we gave up because Autumn starts pumpkinizing around then.

Smashing Pumpkins 

A popular mainstream-alternative rock band that was around from 1988-2000. They had several #1 albums such as Siamese Dream and Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness. They were one of the more popular alternative bands of the 90s. Lead singer Billy Corgan and Drummer Jimmy Chamberlin started a band called Zwan in 2000. D'arcy
Wretzky and James Iha founded Scratchy Records after the Smashing Pumpkins broke up.
Damn I wish I saw the Smashing Pumpkins before they broke up, now there will always be a hole in my heart that I can never fill.
Smashing Pumpkins by IAmZero July 4, 2003

Smashing Pumpkins 

a KICK ASS band!!!....which many people hate because they are brought up on Mtv.
teenybopper 1 - I HATE smashing pumpkins
teenybopper 2 - Yea, the clothes they wear suck, since thats the only important thing in music
Smashing Pumpkins by Arjun Miglani October 13, 2004

Pumpkining

When you are doing stuff, but it's midnight and you are about to expire (like Cinderella).
How are you already pumpkining!!?
Pumpkining by Mr. Verdesauce November 20, 2015
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