2 definitions by Twigler27
To be in a necessary state of hauling ass out of a particular location due to a deadline or other time-sensitive commitment, typically despite the ass-hauler's desire to stay longer. This idiom references Cinderella's midnight dash out of Prince Charming's caste. It also verbs the word pumpkin, conflating the "in" ending for the colloquial pronunciation of the gerundive "ing."
Guy 1: Dude, Christina's flying in to town tomorrow. You still gonna be here? Hear she's DTF...
Guy 2: No, I'm pumpkin' it back home tonight. Fuck!
Guy 1: Yeah, fucking is exactly what I'm gonna be doing while it's just you and your hand...
Guy 2: No, I'm pumpkin' it back home tonight. Fuck!
Guy 1: Yeah, fucking is exactly what I'm gonna be doing while it's just you and your hand...
by Twigler27 April 19, 2013
an old-timey or folksy way to refer to an injured or maimed lower extremity, usually as an excuse for not completing or participating in an activity
"Hey Paladia, wanna come out to the bop and show off your mad old school hiphop skillz?"
"Sorry Ender, I can't go dancing now. Ever since that boating accident I've got this bum leg..."
"That Aatif is such an asshole! Why doesn't he offer to help me carry the tequila bottles home?"
"Jane, you ignorant slut! It's not his fault he has a bum leg."
"Sorry Ender, I can't go dancing now. Ever since that boating accident I've got this bum leg..."
"That Aatif is such an asshole! Why doesn't he offer to help me carry the tequila bottles home?"
"Jane, you ignorant slut! It's not his fault he has a bum leg."
by Twigler27 January 26, 2012