pummelled 

To be beaten to a pulp and therefore no longer able to continue your feeble attempts at living.

Marty is gunna get pummelled for being so insolent

pummelled by Fabbers July 26, 2006

pummelled up the bunghole

usually performed by a gwynne. to ravage someone from behind.

chris pummelled me up the bunghole last night

pummelled up the bunghole by luke August 7, 2004

gastric pummeled belly 

An unsettling of your stomach that can be caused by several different things. A night of drinking, a spicy meal, or any type of dairy product. This may also cause your stomach to boil, brew, or induce violent and explosive bowel movements and diarrhea.

I just polished off a pizza and a 12 pack of Old Milwaukee's Best Light. I guarantee that at about 5am tonight I'm going to have serious GPB. Yeah, that's Gastric Pummeled Belly.

gastric pummeled belly by Junkboyy January 15, 2009

Pummeler farmer 

Someone who does a very mindless task over and over just to become acknowledged by others.

- Have you seen Oomkin lately?
- Oh yeah that dude is a real pummeler farmer. What a jerk.

Pummeler farmer by l00my March 17, 2022

pummelfest 

1. A brief instance when a person aggressively strikes at individuals in a group of people (or continually strikes the same person)
2. To have multiple sessions of aggressive, borderline violent sex.

1. Once Freddy found out I stole his yellow crayon, I got my ass handed to me. It was quite a pummelfest until he tuckered out.

2. On Valentine's Day, I could hear George and Sally-May having a pummelfest next door. It went on for hours and I'm almost certain they broke their bed.

pummelfest by SuperEboy January 24, 2014

pussy pummeler 

One who pounds on pussy in a sexual way.

girl 1: My pussy is so sore from the pummeling I got from Joe last night. girl 2: Wow he sure is a pussy pummeler. Does he have a brother? girl 1: I'm not sure but if he does I'm gonna take them both on.

pussy pummeler by jimmybomm June 14, 2020

purcelled 

For a male to be used by a woman. It could be for a date, a lay, or a meal, but reciprocation is not received by the man. After the woman gets what she wants, she stops speaking to the man, pretending he does not exist.
See Played

Dude, that girl stone cold purcelled you.

purcelled by Incredibulk January 19, 2010