43 definitions by Spit Blood

ripshit

Extremely angry or hostile

Needless to say, Mark was ripshit when he found out I had a foursome with his girlfriend, his mom and his sister.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

she wants my knob

She wants my penis.
A Southworthism.
See also into my shit.

That chick wants my knob -Southworth.

by Spit Blood May 13, 2003

choke the bishop

noun: masturbate.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.

After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

dildo squeeze

A man who squeezes dildos between his asscheeks

Eminem is such a dildo squeeze

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

gay*

adj: Characterized by bad features. Asterisk denotes that it is not in fact homosexual in nature and thus presupposes political correctness.

They cancelled our soccer game because it was drizzling? That is so gay*

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

check it

command:
1) listen to this, to me
2) look at this, at me

Frightened? Well I'm not surprised, ya never seen the likes of me. Check it, I want a big fat advance and my alfalfa free.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

dusted

adj: under the influence of marijuana and/or PCP; high.

What happens if the cops pull you over and you're dusted? Big trouble, that's what, buddy.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003