process of giving a handjob, usual up in a lofted bed or nook.
Term keyed by a delta gamma sorority girl who performed it on her boyfriend in a fraternity house bed
Term keyed by a delta gamma sorority girl who performed it on her boyfriend in a fraternity house bed
by B Baldwin May 13, 2009
1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.
2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.
2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.
Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.
Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.
Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.
by Cerebrus12 January 20, 2019
by 6B October 15, 2007
The phrase "Palmela Handerson", is a joking term used to make reference to masturbation. The term synergizes masturbation with actress Pamela Anderson, famous from the 90s T.V. show "Baywatch", and former girlfriend of drummer Tommy Lee, from Mötley Crüe.
"My buddy has no real girlfriend to have sex with, but he does have "Palmela Handerson" to get himself off."
by TommyTheJaay October 21, 2018
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
by One eyed wombat June 5, 2018
'I'm bored, think i may go have a visit from pamela handerson.'
'You look happpy, pamela handerson been visiting?
'You look happpy, pamela handerson been visiting?
by Rico Demerius January 16, 2008
In the spirit of Rosey Palmer but with celebrity appeal. Sounds like Pamala Anderson. Name you would give while providing a girlfriends name when no girlfriend exists. also a reference to masturbation
by CDJM January 4, 2008