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Puckerfuck 

Someone so uptight about sex (usually female) that they freeze upand don't move a muscle while screwing
Jimmy: "You get something off Lisa last night"
Dick: "Yeah, but she was such a puckerfuck I just jizzed and left"
Puckerfuck by Ratmaster Bob April 7, 2017

bufferfucked 

To have one's watching of streaming video stymied due to poor connection with the server.

See also: megavideoed
Dude I was watching a pirated video online, but I gave up because I kept getting bufferfucked.
bufferfucked by JiMinitaur February 20, 2010

Puckerfuck 

Someone who kisses ass to get sex. Either poorly or well.

Double meaning, much like "Aloha"
CON - "Maybe if he hadn't been such a PUCKERFUCK, He might have gotten laid"

PRO - "Maybe if had been more of a PUCKERFUCK he might of gotten laid."
Puckerfuck by Fuckin' David May 28, 2011

puckerfucker 

Look at all those puckerfuckers at the rainbow flag bar.
puckerfucker by Craig Williams October 22, 2004

Bufferfucked 

When Youtube resets or loses your buffer when you switch tasks/tabs.
"I started this youtube video so it could buffer, but when I switched back to it I got bufferfucked."
Bufferfucked by Philostopher May 13, 2012

Putterfuck 

An outrageously slow or oblivious person on the highway; typically referring to another driver who does not agree with the speaker's style of driving
1. Grandson: Grandpa, why's that man over there driving so slow?

Grandpa: Well Jimmy, that's what we call a putterfuck.

2. God damn putterfuck! Get out of the fast lane!
Putterfuck by Sxeted September 7, 2013