Pilferfuck 

A person you might consider a friend, yet they go through your belongings and steal from you in small quantities so that it isn't easy to detect.

Savy's car is always loaded down with junk, because he's a pilferfuck. pilfer fuck thief

Pilferfuck by Savvy Shelley March 18, 2017

pufferfuck 

To suck vehemently as might a bloated pufferfish. Usually held to sexual connotation.

"You can pufferfuck my dick, Tony."

or perhaps

Alice: "Wow, Jim is really pufferfucking that balloon there. Think he'll ever get it up?"
Denzel: "That's what she said."

pufferfuck by zombiechews March 2, 2010

pisserfuck 

Something that's a real pisser, that makes you want to exclaim "fuck!"

*having a hard time getting a website to load* What a pisserfuck!

pisserfuck by bekaness November 28, 2017

Pilferdick 

Verb: To pilfer through the belongings of someone else and steal for personal gain.

Can I watch your security footage? I think someone came to pilferdick through our shit.

Pilferdick by Doomslinger June 4, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004