Pilferfuck 

A person you might consider a friend, yet they go through your belongings and steal from you in small quantities so that it isn't easy to detect.

Savy's car is always loaded down with junk, because he's a pilferfuck. pilfer fuck thief

Pilferfuck by Savvy Shelley March 18, 2017

pufferfuck 

To suck vehemently as might a bloated pufferfish. Usually held to sexual connotation.

"You can pufferfuck my dick, Tony."

or perhaps

Alice: "Wow, Jim is really pufferfucking that balloon there. Think he'll ever get it up?"
Denzel: "That's what she said."

pufferfuck by zombiechews March 2, 2010

pisserfuck 

Something that's a real pisser, that makes you want to exclaim "fuck!"

*having a hard time getting a website to load* What a pisserfuck!

pisserfuck by bekaness November 28, 2017

Pilferdick 

Verb: To pilfer through the belongings of someone else and steal for personal gain.

Can I watch your security footage? I think someone came to pilferdick through our shit.

Pilferdick by Doomslinger June 4, 2020