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Puckerfuck 

Someone so uptight about sex (usually female) that they freeze upand don't move a muscle while screwing
Jimmy: "You get something off Lisa last night"
Dick: "Yeah, but she was such a puckerfuck I just jizzed and left"
Puckerfuck by Ratmaster Bob April 7, 2017
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Puckerfuck 

Someone who kisses ass to get sex. Either poorly or well.

Double meaning, much like "Aloha"
CON - "Maybe if he hadn't been such a PUCKERFUCK, He might have gotten laid"

PRO - "Maybe if had been more of a PUCKERFUCK he might of gotten laid."
Puckerfuck by Fuckin' David May 28, 2011

Puckerface 

A modern-day phenomenon commonly seen on a gazillion Facebook photo albums where the subject appears to be puckering their lips for a kiss.
Alyssa had her puckerface on as she posed in front of her computer for 2 hours attempting to nail the perfect profile photo.
Puckerface by DJCOJO July 8, 2010

Zuckerfuckery

(n.) The act of offering a "free" service, then selling the information that people provide to that service to agents of hostile powers in order to bring about the end of the world
The 2016 election was unfortunately subject to a great deal of Zuckerfuckery.
Zuckerfuckery by rez2 May 28, 2018

Fuckerfuck 

A person who is surprisingly and emphatically a fucker, so much so that such a word does not do justice to their fucked-upness. Thus, "fuckerfuck."
"Unhand my female, you slobbering fuckerfuck!"
Fuckerfuck by End Boss June 15, 2009

Zuckerfucker 

Someone who steals your idea.

"he just Zuckerfucked you, dude!"

"you're a Zuckerfucker"

named after Mark Zuckerburg, the owner of Facebook who Zuckerfucked his was to the top.
theft
intellectual property
Zuckerfucker
Zuckerfucked
Zuckerfucker by drp 84 January 20, 2014

Puckermucker

The act of kissing some other persons butt. To be sycophantic
One puckers ones lips in preparation to kiss butt. Which could be full of muck.
Jeeze talk about puckermuckering the boss. He so wants a raise or promotion.
Puckermucker by ironicbliss August 6, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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