publumpkin

publumpkin is like a blumpkin, receiving oral pleasure while excrementing, but only in a public restroom.

Mary Joe was asked by Billy Bob to give him a publumpkin, while stopped at the Flying J truck stop.

by cale armantrout February 6, 2006

publumpkin

When you get a blowjob while you are on the john.

I was taking a shit when she came out of the shower.... and she gave me a publumpkin! WHAT A SICK FUCK!

by Jose Martinez April 20, 2005

Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin

The rare art of receiving fellatio from a willing rotund woman while simultaneously shitting, wearing the head of a pumpkin costume and consuming bacon.

Matt: "Dude, the planets must have been in the proper alignment last night because I finally got a Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin in the bathroom of the KFC!

Jim: Woah...thats the rarest of the rare, well done!

by suavedeboner July 4, 2012

Phlumpkin

The act of talking on the phone, while masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

Dude, I was talking to this gutter tramp last night and totally got a phlumpkin.

Everyone needs to experience a phlumkin, man.

by Gheyler and Tita December 10, 2010

hublumpkin

the process of receiving oral sex while simultaneously smoking crack-cocaine and taking a dump.

brad was bragging about the hublumpkin he got last night.

by loganNY September 22, 2007

plumpkin roulette

Just like a plumpkin, but with the added element of surprise.

After sneaking into the ladies toilet, Adrian lay in wait with his soup and a sandwich for an afternoonn of plumpkin roulette

by Spontaneous Inflection March 30, 2017

Fatty Plumpkin

Noun)
1. An abnormally obese anus. Ex. Badonkadonk
2. An anus which is utterly large in volume.

The women was not shy about her fatty plumpkin: she wore a pink thong viewable to everyone behind her.

by Cornelius the Bad-Ass Pigeon June 11, 2008