psychoflex
psychoflex by Arelim June 11, 2006
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Psycho Flex
Derived from the actions of the character Patrick Bateman from the film "American Psycho" ...
The act of flexing ones muscles and congratulating oneself in the mirror while having intense sexual intercourse. At some point during the flex off, the flexer must wink and point at himself in the mirror to acknowledge himself as being "Da MAN", even if his partner is not fully aware of the absolute awesomeness that has just rained down upon her.
If there is no mirror nearby, one may still perform the Psycho Flex, though the resulting ego boost may be greatly reduced.
The act of flexing ones muscles and congratulating oneself in the mirror while having intense sexual intercourse. At some point during the flex off, the flexer must wink and point at himself in the mirror to acknowledge himself as being "Da MAN", even if his partner is not fully aware of the absolute awesomeness that has just rained down upon her.
If there is no mirror nearby, one may still perform the Psycho Flex, though the resulting ego boost may be greatly reduced.
The high from working out an drinking my whey protein had me Psycho Flexing all night with my lady. I think I pulled something.
Psycho Flex by Bash Masterson June 4, 2009
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psychoflexing
Cpt. Murphy (staring at a spoon): Silence! I'm psychoflexing. *whispers* Rubber spoon, rubber spoon, rubber spoon...
psychoflexing by Arelim June 11, 2006
psychosexy
A woman who is insanely sexy but straight crazy. She's so sexy that men are willing to take their chances with her and her craziness. You can't get any sexier than psychosexy
psychosexy by Bunnyfitch November 25, 2014
psychoflexing
psychoflexing by Ben Dover October 10, 2004
psychosexual
noun:
a male or female who has an insane aesthetic sense and inordinate interest in bottling urine, pulling knives on people, and possibly wearing somebody else's face as a mask or making a human skin suit, similar to that of John Wayne Gacy or the fictional Jame Gumb, "Buffalo Bill", in Silence of the Lambs. But, like, dead sexy in addition to being dangerous creepy and in need of medication.
adjective:
1. to exhibit characteristics of a psychosexual
2. exhibiting undeniable animal magnetism of a distinctly sexual nature despite being dangerous or maladjusted
Etymology: blend of psychotic + sexual
Usage: informal
a male or female who has an insane aesthetic sense and inordinate interest in bottling urine, pulling knives on people, and possibly wearing somebody else's face as a mask or making a human skin suit, similar to that of John Wayne Gacy or the fictional Jame Gumb, "Buffalo Bill", in Silence of the Lambs. But, like, dead sexy in addition to being dangerous creepy and in need of medication.
adjective:
1. to exhibit characteristics of a psychosexual
2. exhibiting undeniable animal magnetism of a distinctly sexual nature despite being dangerous or maladjusted
Etymology: blend of psychotic + sexual
Usage: informal
Brad: "Daaamn, that girl is fine."
Chad: "You don't want anything to do with Taedra, she's psychosexual. Sure, she's hot as Satan's balls, but she does things like stuffing a finger in your ass when you're taking a nap and licking her envelopse with her gash. Also, she pulled a knife on me once when we were playing Monopoly."
Brad: "As long as I'm the racecar, I'll risk it, dude."
Chad: "You don't want anything to do with Taedra, she's psychosexual. Sure, she's hot as Satan's balls, but she does things like stuffing a finger in your ass when you're taking a nap and licking her envelopse with her gash. Also, she pulled a knife on me once when we were playing Monopoly."
Brad: "As long as I'm the racecar, I'll risk it, dude."
psychosexual by gadiv December 16, 2008
Psycholeobloodybumpers
A car game similar to punchbuggy, but specific to Eastern Connecticut and Northern Alabama. Whenever a white Ford Econoline van is spotted, one punches one's fellow traveler in the biceps while calling out "Psycholeobloodybumpers!" Usually a reference to Robert Mitchum in "Night of the Hunter" follows.
Passenger: Psycholeobloodybumpers!
Driver: Ouch! Dammit!
Passenger: Don't he ever sleep?
Driver: Jackass!
Driver: Ouch! Dammit!
Passenger: Don't he ever sleep?
Driver: Jackass!
Psycholeobloodybumpers by PhutureBoi June 20, 2008
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