gadiv's definitions
noun:
a male or female who has an insane aesthetic sense and inordinate interest in bottling urine, pulling knives on people, and possibly wearing somebody else's face as a mask or making a human skin suit, similar to that of John Wayne Gacy or the fictional Jame Gumb, "Buffalo Bill", in Silence of the Lambs. But, like, dead sexy in addition to being dangerous creepy and in need of medication.
adjective:
1. to exhibit characteristics of a psychosexual
2. exhibiting undeniable animal magnetism of a distinctly sexual nature despite being dangerous or maladjusted
Etymology: blend of psychotic + sexual
Usage: informal
a male or female who has an insane aesthetic sense and inordinate interest in bottling urine, pulling knives on people, and possibly wearing somebody else's face as a mask or making a human skin suit, similar to that of John Wayne Gacy or the fictional Jame Gumb, "Buffalo Bill", in Silence of the Lambs. But, like, dead sexy in addition to being dangerous creepy and in need of medication.
adjective:
1. to exhibit characteristics of a psychosexual
2. exhibiting undeniable animal magnetism of a distinctly sexual nature despite being dangerous or maladjusted
Etymology: blend of psychotic + sexual
Usage: informal
Brad: "Daaamn, that girl is fine."
Chad: "You don't want anything to do with Taedra, she's psychosexual. Sure, she's hot as Satan's balls, but she does things like stuffing a finger in your ass when you're taking a nap and licking her envelopse with her gash. Also, she pulled a knife on me once when we were playing Monopoly."
Brad: "As long as I'm the racecar, I'll risk it, dude."
Chad: "You don't want anything to do with Taedra, she's psychosexual. Sure, she's hot as Satan's balls, but she does things like stuffing a finger in your ass when you're taking a nap and licking her envelopse with her gash. Also, she pulled a knife on me once when we were playing Monopoly."
Brad: "As long as I'm the racecar, I'll risk it, dude."
by gadiv December 16, 2008
Get the psychosexualmug. ne·ol·o·jism
Pronunciation nee-ol-uh-jiz-uhm
noun
1. a new word, meaning, usage, or phrase that was coined unnecessarily, probably in a juvenile effort to coin a term for the sake of coining the term.
2. the introduction or use of useless, clumsy new words or poorly conceived alternative senses of existing words.
3. a new doctrine, esp. a new interpretation of sacred writings, in which one acquires sexy results.
4. (Psychiatry.) a gush of new words, often consisting of combinations of other words and gibberish, that is understood only by the speaker: occurring most often in the speech of schizophrenics and drunken fraternity members.
-Related Forms
ne-ol-o-jizz, verb
ne·ol·o·jist, noun
ne·ol·o·jis·tic, ne·ol·o·jis·ti·cal, adjective
Pronunciation nee-ol-uh-jiz-uhm
noun
1. a new word, meaning, usage, or phrase that was coined unnecessarily, probably in a juvenile effort to coin a term for the sake of coining the term.
2. the introduction or use of useless, clumsy new words or poorly conceived alternative senses of existing words.
3. a new doctrine, esp. a new interpretation of sacred writings, in which one acquires sexy results.
4. (Psychiatry.) a gush of new words, often consisting of combinations of other words and gibberish, that is understood only by the speaker: occurring most often in the speech of schizophrenics and drunken fraternity members.
-Related Forms
ne-ol-o-jizz, verb
ne·ol·o·jist, noun
ne·ol·o·jis·tic, ne·ol·o·jis·ti·cal, adjective
Rather than providing examples of the usage of the word neolojism in a sentence, it will perhaps be more useful to provide examples of neolojisms in the wild. For example, "convergasm" is an ill-conceived portmanteau of "converse" and "orgasm" that fails to be both useful and amusing. The same can be said of "conversatanist" and "discuntled", though only the latter example could ever see reasonable use among losers.
On the other hand, "plumplex" is an example of a neolojism that makes no sense in addition to being useless, and it suffers additionally due to its marked lack of intuitive grace. The term "spreebz" is merely goddamned retarded and should have been rejected by the editors.
Overall, more than 60% of all of the Urban Dictionary will be neolojisms, with 20% of that number being passably amusing.
On the other hand, "plumplex" is an example of a neolojism that makes no sense in addition to being useless, and it suffers additionally due to its marked lack of intuitive grace. The term "spreebz" is merely goddamned retarded and should have been rejected by the editors.
Overall, more than 60% of all of the Urban Dictionary will be neolojisms, with 20% of that number being passably amusing.
by gadiv December 16, 2008
Get the neolojismmug. Foreplay technique, performed by inserting one's hand or fist into a partner's anus and rectum, to the wrist, then inquiring as to what time it is.
Rob performed The Rusty Watch on Kathleen, pushing his hand betwixt her buttocks to his wrist, then asked of her the time of day, to which she cordially responded "Ohhh - it's ... it's like 2:30 or something... mmm."
by gadiv January 21, 2009
Get the Rusty Watchmug. An amusing, "clean" insult featured in Orbit gum commercials as part of their "Dirty Mouth? Clean it up with Orbit" promotion that highlighted the gum's approval by the American Dental Association and Indian Dental Association due to its ability to improve dental health.
The cleanly insulting "donkey door" is probably a replacement for "asshole" as donkeys are also called asses and doors are portals, or holes.
The cleanly insulting "donkey door" is probably a replacement for "asshole" as donkeys are also called asses and doors are portals, or holes.
by gadiv November 3, 2009
Get the donkey doormug. Vaginoskepsis is derived from the term Omphaloskepsis, which is the contemplation of one's navel as an aid to meditation. Vaginoskepsis is therefor the contemplation of one's vagina.
Omphaloskepsis comes from Greek omphalos (navel) + skepsis (act of looking, examination). Contemporary use of the word is usually made in jest, as "navel-gazing" is more commonly associated with being self-absorbed or involved in pursuits primarily fueled by egotism.
In this vein, Vaginoskepsis refers to being vaginally egocentric. A vaginoskeptic person, typically female and identifying with feminist thought, evaluates the world and the merits of matters in terms that relate to the vagina - more broadly, in terms relating to sex and gender roles, misogyny, and evaluating everything for its potential to sleight or repress females. Particularly vaginoskeptic persons will find ways to infer offense to any given thing, regardless of its actually being misogynistic.
Omphaloskepsis comes from Greek omphalos (navel) + skepsis (act of looking, examination). Contemporary use of the word is usually made in jest, as "navel-gazing" is more commonly associated with being self-absorbed or involved in pursuits primarily fueled by egotism.
In this vein, Vaginoskepsis refers to being vaginally egocentric. A vaginoskeptic person, typically female and identifying with feminist thought, evaluates the world and the merits of matters in terms that relate to the vagina - more broadly, in terms relating to sex and gender roles, misogyny, and evaluating everything for its potential to sleight or repress females. Particularly vaginoskeptic persons will find ways to infer offense to any given thing, regardless of its actually being misogynistic.
Anita Sarkeesian's vaginoskepsis is so pervasive in her work, she could spin eating a taco into a crass victimization of women, making Mexican food the wife-beater of international cuisine.
by gadiv June 4, 2013
Get the vaginoskepsismug. Pronunciation Key (YOO-ni-tee)
iadj./i
1. Of or pertaining to the unit (a.k.a. "penis")
2. Likened, as in by reference, to the unit (a.k.a. "penis")
iadj./i
1. Of or pertaining to the unit (a.k.a. "penis")
2. Likened, as in by reference, to the unit (a.k.a. "penis")
by gadiv August 6, 2006
Get the unitymug. Like a snowball rolling down a mountain, growing ever larger as it continues toward the bottom, a wikipedia snowball occurs when one researches something on the wikipedia, only to then click link after link into subsequent articles of interest until, suddenly, several hours have passed.
"I'm sorry I'm late, I got caught in a wikipedia snowball. I was looking for information on the new James Bond movie and suddenly four hours had passed. On the bright side, now I know what happens in Marvel Zombies, I can tell you how astronomers gauge the temperature of stars, and why World War I started."
'You're still fired.'
"Fuck."
'You're still fired.'
"Fuck."
by gadiv March 19, 2008
Get the wikipedia snowballmug.