psenile 

Suffering from penile dementia.

Elrod worried that he was becoming psenile and he had an allergy to Viagra.

psenile by harry flashman August 19, 2003

Penile Exile 

When you sell your house and/or get fired from your janitor job but still continue to give money and support to a younger woman who does not fuck you and even squanders the resources on her playfully abusive ex boyfriends.

Well let's just say M & M were on permanent penile exile from the other M.

Penile Exile by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

penile picasso 

One who is incredibly gifted in the handling of either their own or someone else's penis.

"As Michaelangelo worked with clay, and DaVinci with oil, Beth is a true artist with the cock. She my friend, is a penile picasso."

penile picasso by theunknownone September 25, 2005

Penile Fracture 

A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman

Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now

Penile Fracture by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

penile mouthification 

slang term for fellatio

Mary Jane refused to have sexual intercourse with her boyfriend; however, she satiated his sexual appetite through penile mouthification..

penile mouthification by Reverend Jim October 16, 2006

Penile Flutter

An involuntary muscle spasm located in the male genitalia. This spasm can last for two to seven seconds, and causes can include sexual stimulation, sexual over-stimulation, urination, electric shock, or extraneous sensory perception. No medical attention is required, although you should contact your doctor if you experience a penile flutter lasting longer than four hours, or if redness or discomfort occur.

"Oh man, that girl at the end of the bar totally gave me a penile flutter."

Penile Flutter by Dr. Tobor March 4, 2011

Penile Eclipse

An astronomical event occurring when the earth is in the shadow of an exceptionally large penis.

The penile eclipse resulting from Tim Tebow's first erection will likely block out the sun for decades, resulting in the end of life as we know it.

Penile Eclipse by Washooter September 3, 2012