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Poon Tang Magnet

Someone who falls under a constant barrage of vaginal offerings, a "magnet" to poon tang
"Im a poon tang magnet, and im magnetising you! These magnets are in my balls!" - Poon tang magnet - The Archives
Poon Tang Magnet by megatomm December 24, 2008

Pantene Poon-tang 

When in anticipation of very desirable oral sex you go to the extra trouble of using a small dollop of shampoo between your legs.
Thereby leaving your pubic hair,,shiny,lustrous, and dare i say manageable?
With a nice evening of tasty paste planned at a very cute bistro, I felt it only appropriate to include some Pantene Poon-tang on the menu..
Pantene Poon-tang by DaynaS March 30, 2008

Poon Tang 

That sweet wet hole we all crave, can't go for too long with out, center of our life's desire, what gives woman the upper hand in almost every situation - PUSSY! (Gotta have it!)
There's oarnge tang, and there's grape tang, but there's no tang like POON TANG!
Poon Tang by 38 Caliber Kimo April 5, 2003

wang dang sweet poon tang 

some really sweet poon tang that you really want to shove your wang dang in

Tom- I saw michelle last night she looked so good!
Connor - did you shove your wang dang in her poon tang?
Tom- nahh didn't have the penis to sniff gooch nugget sniff?!?! :D

- Tom & Connor
wang dang sweet poon tang smells like gooch cheese

Poon Tang 

Poon Tang" comes to us from the Deep South. In the 19th Century New Orleans (French) was the Las Vegas of the South. The French "Putain" for prostitute was corrupted by the boys from Alabama and Mississippi that visited New Orleans from "putain" to Poon Tang. That is the CORRECT origin of "Poon Tang" and all other speculations on this board are NOT correct
She had a sweet smelling Poon Tang (poonie). Just one whiff and you were her slave!
Poon Tang by MacGregor2 April 29, 2011

Poon Tang Cocktail 

Pussy juice drank from a champagne glass (works best if the pussy juice comes from a geyser)
Poon Tang Cocktail by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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