poon-tangled
poon-tangled by poon doc January 24, 2014
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poon-tangler
noun
1.someone who gets in the way of you getting poon.
2.someone who steals your poon from you.
synonyms: cock-block
antonyms: wingman.
1.someone who gets in the way of you getting poon.
2.someone who steals your poon from you.
synonyms: cock-block
antonyms: wingman.
I was about to hit it with Maria but Johnny told her that I had crabs and now she won't come close to me!. He's such a poon-tangler.
poon-tangler by Cpt. Broseph Funk January 12, 2008
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poontangle by Samuel Clam Hands July 9, 2009
Poontangled
Poontangled is a state of being under the control of a said other's Poon or vagina. It is another way to say pussywhipped. In this case the individual is so deeply tangled in the feelings towards another's poon that he sacrifices his emotional and intellectual well-being, and very often financial too, forgetting his manhood along the path of pleasing the poon.
Men who are poontangled can often be found in the Friendzone, where their entanglement leads to obsession and creepy behavior.
There are many ways out of poontanglement and often they include self respect.
Women who poontangle men enjoy the attention and validation that comes with it and keep the lost soul around for his good energy and entertainment, like a cute dog.
Men who are poontangled can often be found in the Friendzone, where their entanglement leads to obsession and creepy behavior.
There are many ways out of poontanglement and often they include self respect.
Women who poontangle men enjoy the attention and validation that comes with it and keep the lost soul around for his good energy and entertainment, like a cute dog.
"why is Dan paying for Natalia's drinks when she's clearly interested in other men?"
"I don't know my man. He's poontangled."
"I don't know my man. He's poontangled."
Poontangled by Houdini91 May 21, 2019
poontangler
1. He or she that tangles with poon. See poon.
2. Slang term for parasitic poon insect,i.e.: crotch critter, crab, etc.
2. Slang term for parasitic poon insect,i.e.: crotch critter, crab, etc.
poontangler by JOE HUFF January 27, 2005
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Poontangle by Mr_Snobes November 29, 2011
Poontangle
I found myself knee deep in a poontangle when my wife and my girlfriend met at our annual holiday party for work.
Poontangle by Nick Colorado January 11, 2010
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