pronmaster
a sage that uses the internet.
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I failed my physics test because I stayed up looking at sheep porn instead of studying. I'm such a procrasterbator!
procrasterbate by Gary March 19, 2005
Master Procraster
A "Master Procraster" is a person who has such skill in procrastination that it may be considered a form of art.
Master Procrasters usually do better on assignments when they spend very little time at the last minute completing them than they do on assignments that they spend a lot of time on.
The term "Master Procraster" is in itself an example of the concept - "Procraster" is a shortened (i.e. BS-ed) version of the word "Procrastinator." Even though it's "shorter," it works better than "Master Procrastinator."
Master Procrasters usually do better on assignments when they spend very little time at the last minute completing them than they do on assignments that they spend a lot of time on.
The term "Master Procraster" is in itself an example of the concept - "Procraster" is a shortened (i.e. BS-ed) version of the word "Procrastinator." Even though it's "shorter," it works better than "Master Procrastinator."
Me: "Dude, I totally got an A- on that paper."
Friend: "Holy crap! how much time did you spend on it?"
Me: "Dude, I did it at lunch."
Friend: "Seriously man, you're a Master Procraster."
Friend: "Holy crap! how much time did you spend on it?"
Me: "Dude, I did it at lunch."
Friend: "Seriously man, you're a Master Procraster."
Master Procraster by Maximillian E. Westenfluss September 10, 2009
Promasturbation
A combination of procrastinate and masturbation; an activity especially practiced by young men with privacy and Internet connections which tends to waste time and leaves the practitioner feeling a bit tired.
This activity can also be a security risk if the practitioner visits to many shade online sites in search of free sexual images.
Can be a tension reliever and when used in excess leads to chaffed sensitive, members and missed appointments.
This activity can also be a security risk if the practitioner visits to many shade online sites in search of free sexual images.
Can be a tension reliever and when used in excess leads to chaffed sensitive, members and missed appointments.
Tom was going to meet his friend Louis to see a movie, but his excessive promasturbation made him loose track of time and miss the show.
Promasturbation by Handyjohn January 11, 2010