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The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating.
1) Last night was awful; I had a sumative essay to finish, but I spent all my time procrasterbating!

2) 'Where's Ed?'
'I dunno, but he has a lab report to finish for tomorrow and you know what he's like... Probably procrasterbating again.'
by Danp January 29, 2007
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The act of procrastinating your nut during masturbation by taking short breaks in between strokes.
Guy 1: Dude! Hurry up and come to the mall. Stop procrasterbating!
Guy 2: Sorry dude I'm a serious procrasterbator. You know this.
by BlueJuice March 14, 2012
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Verb to 'procrasterbate'= To masterbate or 'have a wank' to pass the time when you are supposed to carry out another task.
"Hey Dom hows the job-hunting"
"haven't done any yet been procrasterbating over anything remotely sexual all day"
by Dom 'word smith' myers May 05, 2010
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The art of putting off important or useless assignments so you can masturbate, so good luck and don't get caught kiddy's
My Mom walked in on me Procrasterbating last night and all she was "Jimmy at least finish your homework".
by Jacob F; October 21, 2007
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Using masturbation as an excuse for procrastinating
dad: did you clean your room?
you: ohh, ohh, yeah, just... one.... second
dad: what are you doing in there?
You: Procrasterbating
by loserlord12 August 20, 2011
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