Gary's definitions

parlay

To remove ones friend from a room you are sharing with them, no questions asked, when you bring a girl back to the aforementioned room.

"Buuza, I'm calling parlay on you"

by Gary April 12, 2005

Funt

The one and only TRUE definition of funt: n; air escaping from the vagina; i.e. cunt fart

"Ewww what was that?" "Sorry, I funted."

by gary October 6, 2003

sky dump

The act of shitting from a ceiling fan or step ladder (preferably 12ft.) onto ones face and/or chest. (Altitudes may vary.)

Jon watched as the steam rose off mary's chest after releasing a juicy sky dump from his brand new 12ft. step ladder.

by gary May 13, 2005

Ass Shoes

What Dave May eats.

"Hey Chris what does Dave May eat?"
"Ass Shoes!"

by Gary November 24, 2003

Gariffic

A person that is Gary and terrific all rolled into one big lovable Gary

Tom to Gary: Gariffic!

by Gary April 26, 2004

kalis

n. "kalis", complete ownage, domination, ultimate skill

a#Kalis

by Gary February 14, 2003

roll deep

to ride in an automobile with a large number of individuals

You see we rollin deep, going to eat some chicken with five of my closest friends.

by Gary April 18, 2003