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joo and joor mama

1. A way to direct an insult towards someone with such intensity that it conserns not only the one being insulted, but also carrys overs to that person mother.
2. When something is directed towared you and your mother, when your mother probobly has no idea what is going on.
Dood joo and joor mama are fucking ass goblins.
by gary January 25, 2005
mugGet the joo and joor mamamug.

Funt

The one and only TRUE definition of funt: n; air escaping from the vagina; i.e. cunt fart
"Ewww what was that?" "Sorry, I funted."
by gary October 6, 2003
mugGet the Funtmug.

doll_face243

1. Extreme aggitation when being called "fat" or some other obsese term.
2. Save the Whale C.E.O
3. Faceparty piglet, used for scaring away little boys and girls with such nonsense of pictures
4. Considered a future weapon against Iraq when dropping weight loads of her stature from the sky
by Gary October 5, 2004
mugGet the doll_face243mug.

Ass Shoes

What Dave May eats.
"Hey Chris what does Dave May eat?"
"Ass Shoes!"
by Gary November 24, 2003
mugGet the Ass Shoesmug.

parlay

To remove ones friend from a room you are sharing with them, no questions asked, when you bring a girl back to the aforementioned room.
"Buuza, I'm calling parlay on you"
by Gary April 12, 2005
mugGet the parlaymug.

sky dump

The act of shitting from a ceiling fan or step ladder (preferably 12ft.) onto ones face and/or chest. (Altitudes may vary.)
Jon watched as the steam rose off mary's chest after releasing a juicy sky dump from his brand new 12ft. step ladder.
by gary May 13, 2005
mugGet the sky dumpmug.

Beer-amid

A pyramid made with a completed 30 pack
Let's build a beeramid so the king of beer town has a home
by Gary July 9, 2003
mugGet the Beer-amidmug.

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