Gary's definitions

scat

shit, human feces, eaten from one's ass..usually in scat play and other sexually related pratices

I ate scat directly from Cindy as she squatted over my face and let it out

by Gary February 5, 2005

stoge

another term for a cigarette

hey man, you got another stoge?

by gary March 12, 2005

procrasterbate

Putting off homework or other important activities in order to masturbate.

I failed my physics test because I stayed up looking at sheep porn instead of studying. I'm such a procrasterbator!

by Gary March 19, 2005

Downtard

1. A person of very low wits

or

2. A person who looks incredibly dumb

or

3. A combination of both 1 and 2

"Why did Bob climb in the bailer? God damn he is a downtard!"

"Did you see Elliot drop his lunch tray today? I swear, I have never seen a bigger downtard."

by Gary October 6, 2004

Someone Else

Always manages to screw everything up in your life. Also works with Mister Nobody

TV's broke? Someone else did it!

by Gary April 24, 2005

chugnut

fieces that still has visabel traces of food in it like small nuts and sweetcorn

i've just layed a chugnut

by gary March 17, 2004

Shants

To short for pants, to long for shorts. Shants

Garrett wears shants cause is family is to poor to buy pants.

by Gary June 6, 2003