Gary's definitions

stoge

another term for a cigarette

hey man, you got another stoge?

by gary March 12, 2005

procrasterbate

Putting off homework or other important activities in order to masturbate.

I failed my physics test because I stayed up looking at sheep porn instead of studying. I'm such a procrasterbator!

by Gary March 19, 2005

scat

shit, human feces, eaten from one's ass..usually in scat play and other sexually related pratices

I ate scat directly from Cindy as she squatted over my face and let it out

by Gary February 5, 2005

arse-bandit

A gentleman who rides on the Marmite motorway. A pillow biter. Either a Quarter Back or a Wide Reciever. A botter.

Look at that gentleman he seems to be commiting an act of gross indecency on that other young chap. Yes, he is an arse bandit.

by Gary December 26, 2003

Don Zimmer

Portly fat bastard, and former assistant coach of the world's most hated team. Used as a bowling ball by the great Pedro. Looks like Jabba the Hut.

I hope I never end up looking like Don Zimmer.

by Gary April 23, 2004

blarg

The single greatest word in the history of the universe. Incredibly versatile, can be used in nearly any situation. Also, the exact opposite of hingo.

"Blarg! That was awesome!"
"Awww, blarg, that was terrible."
"Blarg is good."

by Gary August 28, 2004

pharlei

1) a chick who is a combination of fat and ugly.

2) a chick who was a fat lay.

geezz what a pharlei...

by Gary May 2, 2005