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So me and al and frank and dan are in the car on the way to poker the other night and al is telling a story and he somehow messes up wicked bad but still says a clear smotth thing that sounds like a word... he says something along the lines of... yeah so my moms boss is mamoulamont.... pronounced

ma mow la mont

he continues with the story and this critical speaking error has gone untouched so a few words later i say . "wait wait wait baacckk up.. did you just say ..... mamoulamont?. too make a long story short we saud the word about 9000 times almost to the point of killing it and the word has been in my head ever since.

This word has now brought on a life of its own as many people are starting to use it.
Can be used as a substitute for an expression like Bullshit.

"Thats straight up Mamoulamont!"

but usually used as a single word as an expression while pondering something but can not come up with an answer or the right words to use. like.. "::sigh::.... Mamoulamont"
by Gary November 8, 2004
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A person who knows nothing, but thinks everything. Life ends when he dies.
What the fcuk?! if the apocolypse... no its the Jonslilbro!
by Gary December 28, 2005
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This is a variation of joo and joor mama. This variation should only be used if:
A. You are insulting one who is Spanish and you wish the insult to carry over to his mother or "Madre"
B. If the one you are insulting is bilingual (Spanish and English) and you wish to impress him/her by insulting him/her in their native tongue.
C. If the one you are insulting knows no Spanish and you wish only to not only insult him/her and their mother but also to show off your uber Spanish skillz.

Please use this only in these circumstances.
by Gary January 26, 2005
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1. A way to direct an insult towards someone with such intensity that it conserns not only the one being insulted, but also carrys overs to that person mother.
2. When something is directed towared you and your mother, when your mother probobly has no idea what is going on.
Dood joo and joor mama are fucking ass goblins.
by Gary January 26, 2005
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n. "kalis", complete ownage, domination, ultimate skill
by Gary February 15, 2003
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The stage inbetween Tipsy and Bladdered.
Im not pissed, im just merry!
by Gary December 24, 2004
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Guy from the south of the UK, known around Bucks, mainly by people he doesn't know. Has many talents, but fails to reveal them to the general public
Meteaga: Well whoop de f***ing doo!
by Gary August 17, 2003
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