promasterbating

The sexual act of fucking an inanimate object.

My brother Jerry is really crazy I caught him promasterbating with a lamp this afternoon.

promasterbating by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

Procasterbating

The act of masterbating instead of doing something important. (ie. homework)

Jim: Instead of doing that project, I was procasterbating.

Me: ZOMG me too!

Procasterbating by bob mcd June 16, 2007

procrasterbating 

The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating.

1) Last night was awful; I had a sumative essay to finish, but I spent all my time procrasterbating!

2) 'Where's Ed?'
'I dunno, but he has a lab report to finish for tomorrow and you know what he's like... Probably procrasterbating again.'

procrasterbating by Danp February 1, 2007

Procrasterbating 

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourselfwhile pressing matters await.

I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasterbating.

Procrasterbating by Greek anaconda February 4, 2010

promasturbating 

The art of talking too long about self pleasure. Procrastinating for wankers.

John "and then I wanked, then I wanked some more, then I had dinner, then wanked again and again"
Dave "stop promasturbating you bell end"

promasturbating by DazCaz2 December 3, 2013

Procrasterbating 

Masturbating when there are important things to be done, or deadlines to meet.

I didn't finish my report because I was procrasterbating.

Procrasterbating by Uh...Fred? November 13, 2011

Procrasterbating 

Verb
The art of masterbating for excessive amounts of time without ejaculating.;
Edging for a ridiculous long time ;
Jacking off and delaying your climax to the point you lose the ability to;

The cause of "blue balls"

"I have been procrasterbating all day. Now I have blue balls and my nuts are full " fml

Procrasterbating by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 16, 2022