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promasterbate 

"Instead of doing homework, I went online and promasterbated."
promasterbate by tencia beast February 18, 2008

PPMaster6969 

The ultimate master of the PP's. Has a 29 feet long erect schlong and has the capability to bestow others with a large pp. If challenged, you will have your pp destroyed. He is omnipotent and has the ability to destroy existence with his massive pp.
PPMaster6969 showed his cocked to me and it was massive.

Promasternate 

To sexually arouse oneself during procrastination.
Matt began to promasternate while looking at his assigned home work.

Matt promasternated after reading his assigned homework.

Matt likes to smoke cigarettes after promasternating.
Promasternate by AEIOwnU2 February 24, 2010

poopmaster69 

An epic username for every pro Fortnite player.
Also means the act of poop in a man's butthole and asking him to poop into your mouth, so you'd be eating your own poop.
"Dude, I'm so mad that Poopmaster69 killed me!"
"Bro, some homeless guy asked to do the Poopmaster69 with me."

promasterbating

My brother Jerry is really crazy I caught him promasterbating with a lamp this afternoon.
promasterbating by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008