Procrasterbation 

When you spank the monkey to avoid doing real work.

God I really don't want to write this paper..

Procrasterbation is always a good alternative.

Procrasterbation by BruthaDahkness April 12, 2011

procrasterbation 

to put off a responsibility, duty, etc. in order to masturbate.

"did you do the math homework last night?"
"no man, i let procrasterbation get to me and i forgot all about it"

procrasterbation by createdbyswavilicious March 27, 2009

procrasterbation 

Procrasterbation is the fine art of using masterbation to procrastinate.

Son: "Mom I don't want to take the trash out right now, I'll do it later"

Mother: "Stop your procrasterbation and take the god damn trash out!"

procrasterbation by ShooterXL May 31, 2006

procrasterbation 

when instead of getting things done you mastebate

Dude, I had to turn my paper in late due to procrasterbation.

procrasterbation by jamesr669 December 28, 2009

procrasterbation 

The act of masturbating simply because you are putting something else off.procasterbation is most commonly found when students are doing research or other homework on their computer.

Random Student:"Yeah i just got assigned this huge english paper for monday, but i'm probably going to end up procasterbating the whole time"

Ted: All that procrasterbation over the weekend really messed me up for his week's exams"

procrasterbation by Swazylandish October 19, 2010

procrasterbation 

The male art of masturbating when he should be doing work or something a female would do.

Man last night i was procrasterbating and now im all fucked up cus i didnt do my project.

procrasterbation by SEAN K (skimbo) April 25, 2005

procrasterbation 

The art of delaying an orgasm for as long as possible, marathon masturbating.

All this procrasterbation has me rubbed raw.

procrasterbation by Zagurski November 8, 2011