promoe

A really weird lookin guy who is a sick rapper. He raps primarily underground and doesnt rap about the usual bull shit 50 cent tries to rap about. He is in the same category as talib kweli, mos def, common, and kanye west are in. He belongs to the rap group, Looptroop which is a swedish rap group that raps in primarily english.

Promoe raps to expose the government!

by Hookah King Amir January 13, 2007

promcest

When your prom date is one of your step-siblings, but after prom it goes TOO FAR!

Whoa!! Did you see Jamie and her step-bro Mark getting it on in his car after prom?? Total promcest!!

by Tommy Del Riot July 13, 2020

prometheus school of running away from things

A saying that is applied when somethimg is falling on or chasing someone, and instead of turning and running to get out of the path of the object, this person runs straight instead.

The man ran was about to be crushed by the falling building because he obviously went to the prometheus school of running away from things.

by JokinWaffle March 27, 2016

promortalism

Promortalism, also known as hyphenated form pro-mortalism, is a philosophical position for any sentient being, it is always the best to die as soon as possible.

He committed suicide with the suicide note that is saying he subscribes to promortalism.

by Promortalist June 11, 2018

promoted to customer

slang among retail workers for being fired.

You are about to be promoted to customer.

by slipsheet June 25, 2006

promosm

often used on yt to promote videos; often found in spam comments, or ppl who want to help increase your social following

i.e

guy1 *uploads video*

guy2 sick video.

also guy2: *comments promosm*

by youtubeslangdudee May 11, 2022

Promorexia

An eating disorder that can occur up to a year, but usually a month before Prom. Mainly occuring in young women, characterized by a self-induced starvation in order to fit into their Prom dresses or feel better about buying a slightly smaller size (which never works). Exercise in the form of "Prom night sex" usually follows Promorexia.

Will: "Dude, none of the girls are eating lunch."

John: "Yeah man, it's a month to Prom: Promorexia season."

by HiBillyMaysHere October 30, 2011