Definitions by DazCaz2

Rusty Mower

The act of rapidly and aggressively removing anal beads from your significant others hoop, much like the motion one uses when attempting to start a rusty lawn mower.

My Mrs gave me such a brutal rusty mower last night that I ended up pebble dashing the ceiling.

Rusty Mower by DazCaz2 May 24, 2015

T-rex tits 

When a lady's baps are surprisingly small and flappy (like T Rex arms) in comparison with the rest of her body shape. shortened version of tyrannosaurus tits

Chris: "have you seen that bird Phil is shagging?"
Dan: "yes, she must be twenty stone easy"
Chris : "yeah, but she has t-rex tits"
Dan: "fat with no tits? why is he with her ?"

T-rex tits by DazCaz2 March 13, 2015

Tyrannosaurus Tits

When a lady's baps are surprisingly small and flappy (like T Rex arms) in comparison with the rest of her body shape.

Chris: "have you seen that bird Phil is shagging?"
Dan: "yes, she must be twenty stone easy"
Chris : "yeah, but she has tyrannosaurus tits"
Dan: "fat with no tits? why is he with her ?"

Tyrannosaurus Tits by DazCaz2 March 12, 2015

Berlin Hurlin'

German food poisoning, forcing one to puke & squit out one's internal organs with vigor and venom

"Hey Rach, why aren't you in work this week?"

"Yo Carrie, I've been Berlin Hurlin'"

"Ewww gross, did you bring back any lederhosen?"

Berlin Hurlin' by DazCaz2 January 31, 2014

promasturbating 

The art of talking too long about self pleasure. Procrastinating for wankers.

John "and then I wanked, then I wanked some more, then I had dinner, then wanked again and again"
Dave "stop promasturbating you bell end"

promasturbating by DazCaz2 December 3, 2013