promasturbating
John "and then I wanked, then I wanked some more, then I had dinner, then wanked again and again"
Dave "stop promasturbating you bell end"
Dave "stop promasturbating you bell end"
promasturbating by DazCaz2 December 3, 2013
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promasturbating by fillman86 May 27, 2018
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Promasturbation
A combination of procrastinate and masturbation; an activity especially practiced by young men with privacy and Internet connections which tends to waste time and leaves the practitioner feeling a bit tired.
This activity can also be a security risk if the practitioner visits to many shade online sites in search of free sexual images.
Can be a tension reliever and when used in excess leads to chaffed sensitive, members and missed appointments.
This activity can also be a security risk if the practitioner visits to many shade online sites in search of free sexual images.
Can be a tension reliever and when used in excess leads to chaffed sensitive, members and missed appointments.
Tom was going to meet his friend Louis to see a movie, but his excessive promasturbation made him loose track of time and miss the show.
Promasturbation by Handyjohn January 11, 2010
procrasturbating
-Hey man did you write your paper yet?
-Well I was about to start it, but instead I looked at porn and spent the whole afternoon procrasturbating.
-Well I was about to start it, but instead I looked at porn and spent the whole afternoon procrasturbating.
procrasturbating by Al Kareem Jamal July 22, 2009
Procrasturbating
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