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The art of talking too long about self pleasure. Procrastinating for wankers.
John "and then I wanked, then I wanked some more, then I had dinner, then wanked again and again"
Dave "stop promasturbating you bell end"
by DazCaz2 December 03, 2013
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The act of procrastinating, by specifically masturbating.
"Has Timmy done his homework yet?"
"Nah, he's promasturbating in the shower still."
by fillman86 May 27, 2018
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