procrasterbating

The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating.

1) Last night was awful; I had a sumative essay to finish, but I spent all my time procrasterbating!

2) 'Where's Ed?'
'I dunno, but he has a lab report to finish for tomorrow and you know what he's like... Probably procrasterbating again.'

by Danp January 29, 2007

Creep

Adam buying Hannah flowers

Adam is a little sneaky creep for buying hannah flowers 😂😂😂😂

by Danp June 15, 2022