Urban Dictionary: Definitions by LMxDurgex

Simion

a solid hard plastic penis used for masturbation

the two lesbians went to the sex shop to buy double sided Simion's

Simion by lmxdurgex October 17, 2009

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A temperary condition caused by a man doing too much cocaine crack or free baseing cocaine while he is horny (cured by sobering up).

Dan hadnt had sex or whacked off in well over 3 month and when he smoked all that crack cocaine he got red balls before he was about to get laid.

red balls by lmxdurgex August 11, 2009

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a term refering to the rainbow logo on the cover or box/case of any video game made by the notoriously bad video game company LJN

oh Terminator 2 for the nes this looks pretty fun... wait a miniute aww no the rainbow of death

-James Rolf, The Angry Video Game Nerd

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the 3 horrible legend of zelda games for the philips cdi video game system

the unholy triforce alone made the cdi a horrible game console

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Matt is so pussy whiped by his girlfriend she is such a testicleburger

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a motel that is typically used by people to sleep with hookers

Frank paid the prostitute 65$ and took her with him to the hoetell to bang her.

hoetel by lmxdurgex January 29, 2009

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a person obsessed with proper grammer, punctuation, and spelling and bitches to people who dont use proper grammer, punctuation, and spelling

My friend sam is such a grammer nazi I wrote "r" instead of are on my essay in english and he still hasn't shut up about it.

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