LMxDurgex's definitions

bawdy house

a house of prostitution

Dick couldnt get laid so we took him to a bawdy house to get some action.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

horrible mountain bike

A portable lan edition of the pc game counter strike.

I always play as counter terrorists on horrible mountain bike.

by LMxDurgex December 30, 2008

black balls

testicular frost bite

Mike really learned his lession this winter about walking naked through a blizzard he got black balls and his face was literally frozen solid.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

nerd-bateing

A nerd who is masterbating.

After the star trek convension i caught my friend who went with me in the bathroom with a playboy nerd-bateing.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

red balls

A temperary condition caused by a man doing too much cocaine crack or free baseing cocaine while he is horny (cured by sobering up).

Dan hadnt had sex or whacked off in well over 3 month and when he smoked all that crack cocaine he got red balls before he was about to get laid.

by lmxdurgex August 11, 2009

oblivious

dead

my pet cat is oblivious

by LMxDurgex December 16, 2008

brown stone

a fictional medical condition, a kidney stone of the ass that blocks shit from comming out

Jack reall needed to take a shit but it wouldent come out because of his brown stone.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008