prolocking 

A word to describe a type of walk or run usually related to an animals movement

‘The deer prolocked through the field’
‘The bunny was prolocking around’

prolocking by ninilicious July 2, 2023

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

Pollocking

The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.

"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"

"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"

"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"

Pollocking by Alio February 9, 2010

Pococking 

Widely believed to be a sexual act, which often happens in prisons, and involves a run up.

Liz took a robust pococking

Pococking by Dangerous Barry March 20, 2010

pollocking the toilet 

A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.

A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.

Isaac pissed me off the othet day, so after a night of binge drinking I pollocked his toilet.

pollocking the toilet by Nickel Man-Duke III July 21, 2008

padlocking 

Verb. The act of inserting one's penis into one's own rectum representing the shape of a padlock in an attempt to derive sexual pleasure.

Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock

Jeremy: Hey man have you got any plans tonight?
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking

padlocking by Sir Adam Butchinson II Sr March 7, 2012

Pillocking

Making fun of, Taking the piss, Lying

He's pillocking you - He's having you on or lying to you

Pillocking by Darrell Harrison November 27, 2002